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'Andrew Flintoff adds to England's injury problems by bursting into flames under the Indian sun... England team mates try an age old method to save him'
 
Thought i'd supply a picture after seeing this;

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"Maybe a Semtex-filled mini-missile will save me the job of bowling Gilchrist out".
 
Anderson and the England team Waits For Aussie Team To Leave Hotel,

Gilchrist....No
Langer......No
Lee...........No
Ponting......Yeah, throw throw throw
 
as the Aussies arrived in the stadium Anderson new there was a chance of a new Wack-a-mole highscore
 
Anderson was delighted to be awarded first place in the annual "Stand Like A Greek Statue" competition.
 
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'I told you it's an unpredictable wicket, Kumar, you really should wear a box'
 
Blowers: And Malinga comes into bowl. He gathers pace like a frightend Gazelle escaping from a handsome and dashing Lion, almost at the crease now ready to unfurl yet another of his unauthordox right arm missiles, he shapes and oh hold on. A white swan in the distance plays joyfully and unapologetically with it's mate, as the sun beams from the heavens encompassing all those lucky enough to be in this great city. Back to the cricket, and Malinga has had to pull out of his delivery as Sangakarra can no longer keep himself from bursting into fits of laughter at the sight of Malingas action, the batsman merely averts his eyes attempting to remain focussed on the game at hand. In the crowd a young boy drifts off in his fathers beige khaki lap...... etc......

Not sure why I felt I should take that approach to this quote, for some reason I felt like being Blowers :p
 
Kumar: HHHOOOOWWWWWWAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!
Gibbs(??): Four runs, thank you very much.
 

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