Do you have a prescription...............

[Indiangod]

This made me laugh a bit..........I dont know about you guys, but might aswell share it.

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some
cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband!

That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us
in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can
NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You
didn't tell me you had a prescription".

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Made me smile

 

[Cowburn199]

Not a bad joke

 

[cricket doctor]

Good one, but why a new thread????? There are so many threads already on jokes.

 

[duffarama]

Good one, but why a new thread????? There are so many threads already on jokes.

Good point. Maybe we should let him off the hook this time because he's from Birmingham.
Nice one there Indiangod.