Football Chants/Songs

[evertonfan]

"David Moyes, David Moyes, Davie, Davie Moyes! He's got red hair but we don't care, Davie David Moyes!"

Or alternativley;

"David Moyes, David Moyes, Davie, Davie Moyes! He's get red pubes and we always lose, Davie David Moyes!

 

[Leicester Fox]

saw these on the BBC:

to the tune of put your hands up for detroit:
put your hands up for dirk kuyt-he loves this city

"Mike Newell's Sexist Army"
Luton fans during game with Derby

"The referee's a woman"
Luton fans every time the male ref made a bad decision.

"We want a woman ref!"
Chanted by Derby fans whenever a decision went against them away at Luton.

 

[Will_NA]

Don't blame it on the Biscan
Don't blame it on the Hamman
Don't blame it on the Finnan
Blame it on Traaaaaaaorrrre!

He just can't, he just can't
He just can't control his feet,
He just can't, he just can't,
He just can't control his feet

A corrected version of the one above.

Heres an anti scouse one I heard:
"THANK GOD, FOR BENEFITS!" :laugh

That's the one i read, I just updated it

 

[PhilD123]

Saw this on the BBC...

United fans after Reading scored their equaliser in the cup game at Old Trafford.

"They tried to make us to go to replay, we said no, no, no! Yes we've played crap, but when we come back you'll know, know, know!"(To the tune of Amy Winehouse: "Rehab")

 

[Kev]

Notes:
sang at the scousers at anfield

Doesn't matter what vistors to Anfield sing, you won't be heard over the home fans. Anfield is no Old Trafford you know.

 

[BigCrickNan]

Doesn't matter what vistors to Anfield sing, you won't be heard over the home fans. Anfield is no Old Trafford you know.

It did happen once, just once. Jamie Redknapp scored a free kick which possibly meant Man Utd. would win the league and the whole Kop end went totally silent. Luckily Blackburn won the league

 

[themuel1]

Doesn't matter what vistors to Anfield sing, you won't be heard over the home fans. Anfield is no Old Trafford you know.

Oi!!! The atmosphere is great!!! Was...... Problem now is that too many people go who are unprepared to sing. You could hear United fans last night at Reading clearly - You sing more when you're away don't you. The Kop will be silent on Saturday when United Beat Liverpool - Proving their no Kop (heheheheh)

 

[Leicester Fox]

Oi!!! The atmosphere is great!!! Was...... Problem now is that too many people go who are unprepared to sing. You could hear United fans last night at Reading clearly - You sing more when you're away don't you. The Kop will be silent on Saturday when United Beat Liverpool - Proving their no Kop (heheheheh)

Have you sat in the corporate bit? i started singing and everybody stared at me! Not as bad as the emirates where apparently you get told off for singing!

 

[evertonfan]

Man Utd fans are poo when they are at home. However, when they are away from home they are great.

 

[wolf]

Whenever we don't like a ref (admittedly quite often) we all sing "Are you Rennie in diguise?" Or if it is Rennie (for some reason quite often, even though he is meant to be a Prem ref), "Rennie is on the tele, la la la." And if anyone doesn't know why we hate Rennie I will shoot them right now.

 

[PhilD123]

To be honest, it depends on who were playing and where United are in the league at the time. The atmosphere really goes up when were playing, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and City but it can be quite quiet apart from that. The game where we beat Arsenal to end their unbeaten run, OT was rocking the same for where we beat Chelsea 1-0 last season. Our best atmosphere this season was probably the game against Chelsea, excellent atmosphere then.

On the other hand, our away fans are amazing.

 

[Leicester Fox]

To be honest, it depends on who were playing and where United are in the league at the time. The atmosphere really goes up when were playing, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and City but it can be quite quiet apart from that. The game where we beat Arsenal to end their unbeaten run, OT was rocking the same for where we beat Chelsea 1-0 last season. Our best atmosphere this season was probably the game against Chelsea, excellent atmosphere then.

On the other hand, our away fans are amazing.

The best atmosphere i witnessed was when i was there for united-Madrid where we went out but won 4-3 great game and the crowd were brilliant! i didn't go to the Arsenal-United game though

 

[BigCrickNan]

Best crowd i've been in was Liverpool v Chelsea in the Champions League semi that was crazy, Liverpool v Arsenal in the FA Cup this year was very good. Wish I went to Istanbul :crying

 

[wolf]

How can I forget this one?

"All we want for Christmas is a team of Gary Breens, a team of Gary Breens, a team of Gary Breens."

Every time you say Gary Breen the noise goes up.

 

[Leicester Fox]

This is what we were singing today after the game!
Number 1 was John O'Shea,
and number 2 was John O'Shea,
and number 3 was John O'Shea,
and number 4 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 5 was John O'Shea,
and number 6 was John O'Shea,
and number 7 was John O'Shea,
and number 8 was John O'Shea,

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's

and number 9 was John O'Shea,
and number 10 was John O'Shea,
and number 11 was John O'Shea,
and all the subs, were John O'Shea

Oh ah,
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's
We all want a team of John O'shea's,
a team of John O'Shea's
a team of John O'shea's