Football Chants/Songs

"Mourinho are you listening, you'd better keep our trophy glistening, coz we'll be back in May to take it away, walking in a Fergie Wonderland!"

I had a nice one lined up for West Ham if they went down:

West Ham, we'll see you later!
See, our team is so much greater!
Go cry in your beer,
We'll see you next year,
Playing in a Championship wonderland!

(Tune: Winter Wonderland)

Oh well, we can sing that one next season ;)

I don't know why Chelsea actually sing that song it's got nothing to do with football

It's not bad i suppose!

That is the daftest football chant of all time!
 
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how about this one masterblaster

1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 toooo the cockneys boysssssss

or "always look on the runway for ice" i'm sure you've heard of that one swt
 
how about this one masterblaster

1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 to the cockney boys
1-0 toooo the cockneys boysssssss

or "always look on the runway for ice" i'm sure you've heard of that one swt

That chant is the biggest bunch of cobblers I've ever heard. And who won the league in the end??? Do you really think you'd have beaten us if we really needed a result on the last day??

Oh, by the way, that last quote is just bloody sick mate. :mad
We're just having light hearted banter with each other and you have to post something like that???

Sick.:noway
 
He'll shoot,
He'll score,
He'll eat your Labrador,
Seoul Ki-Hyeon, Seoul Ki-Hyeon!

Sorry, I have no idea how to spell that Reading midfielder's surname.
 
or "always look on the runway for ice" i'm sure you've heard of that one swt
You absolute t-wat!:mad Thats sick, of course, not gonna happen to your team as you can't get into Europe, and when you do, you go out at the first round! Some of the best football talent of the UK died that day and you make jokes about it, simply shut up!
 
You absolute t-wat!:mad Thats sick, of course, not gonna happen to your team as you can't get into Europe, and when you do, you go out at the first round! Some of the best football talent of the UK died that day and you make jokes about it, simply shut up!

Well said!

He'll shoot,
He'll score,
He'll eat your Labrador,
Seoul Ki-Hyeon, Seoul Ki-Hyeon!

Sorry, I have no idea how to spell that Reading midfielder's surname.

That's good! I like that one! :D
 
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off driven you're a ****


i know,i know

heres a good 'un back in the eighties,a load of chelsea hooligans(hicky hickmott and the headhunters) went into the east stand amongst the ICF with baseball bats and got the (insert rude word) beaten out of them,giving rise to this song:
"hit 'em on the head with a baseball bat,a baseball bat,a baseball bat..."
 
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It's called belief (although false:p). When you win a game, I'm sure you will be chanting, 'We are invincible!' :D
 

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