Football Chants/Songs

[plympilgrim]

how about this one from argyle to tony pulis:

Pulis is a w******,
he wears a w******s hat,
and when he takes his hat off,
he looks a f****** t***

 

[offdriven4]

Oh Christian Dailly!! you are the love of my life...
Oh Christian Dailly!! i'd let you sh*g my wife...
Oh Christian Dailly!! i want curly hair toooooooooo


Its Got Cheese,
Its got bits
it gave tottenham the sh*ts
its lasange

Ten men went to lift,went to lift frank lampard...

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Actually it's...

Ten men went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard.
Ten men and their dumper truck, went to lift Frank Lampard

 

[offdriven4]

Actually it's...

Ten men went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard.
Ten men and their dumper truck, went to lift Frank Lampard

i know,i was only quoting the first line,

Up your a*** and up your a***,
Stick the blue flag up your a***,

From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
We'll stick the blue flag up your a***,

My name is Ludek Miklosko,
I come from near Moscow,
I play for a team called West Ham,
And the people I meet,
When I walk down the street,
Say "Hey big fella - what's your name?",
My name is...

Your just a fat Paul Ince!
Your just a fat Paul Ince!
(to Frank Lampard)

 

[PhilD123]

If you know about City's ground conditions, this'll make sense

The council house, the council house
Is never full, is never full,
Unless you're playing Man United
The council house is never full!

 

[evertonfan]

It's not a chant, nor is it a song, but every time an opposition striker misses a shot on goal the Everton fans shout "Beattie, Beattie, Beattie!!!!"

 

[Deleted member 13648]

We love you Sunderland, we do
We love you Sunderland, we do
We love you Sunderland, we do
Oh, Sunderland we love you

Do we half!
Do we shite!
We support the Black and White!

 

[Notts til i die]

Youre' going down with the Baggies
Down with the baggies
Youre going down with the Baggies

Offdriven do u support West Ham by any chance-i do!

 

[covlad-99]

to the tune of the jose mourinho chant
Your coats from matalan, your coats from matalan...
Fans at Stamford Bridge
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[Jaztheman]

Give us a C, Give us a I,
Give us a T, Give us a Y,
Put 'em together and what have you got?
C, I,
C,I,T,
C,I,T,Y,
CITY!

City till I die, I'm City till I die,
I Know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm City till I die!

We are Imps, we are Imps, we are Imps,
We are Imps, we are Imps, we are Imps,
We are Imps, we are Imps, we are Imps,
We are Imps! We! Are! Imps!..

 

[covlad-99]

your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all f*ck one another,
the villa family
to the tune of the adams family (The mighty coventry city at aston villa)

hes big hes sound hes banned from every ground carra's dad

 

[Jaztheman]

Your brother is your father,
Your sister is your mother,
You all sh*g each other,
The Boston family.

We love you Lincoln we do,
We love you Lincoln we do,
We love you Lincoln wedo,
Oh lincoln we love you. We love you

There are the lincoln ones apart from " cheer up stevie..."(the best) sing it out Whitie

Don't get me starte don the chelsea ones

 

[covlad-99]

we hate plymouth
we hate plymouth
we hate plymouth
and we hate plymouth
we hate plymouth
we hate plymouth
coz we are the plymouth haters!!!
Coventry city and the league 2 ground, home park

 

[Notts til i die]

Cheer up stevie Evans oh what can it be to a
Scottish bast**d
and a
Sh*t football team

 

[Jaztheman]

Cheer up stevie Evans oh what can it be to a
Scottish bast**d
and a
Sh*t football team

Cheer up Stevie Evans Haha sing that at school tomorow

One man went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
One man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Two men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Three men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Four men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Five men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Six men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Six men, five men, four men, three men, two men,
one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Seven men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Seven men, six men, five men, four men, three men,
two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Eight men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Eight men, seven men, six men, five men, four men,
three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Nine men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Nine men, eight men, seven men, six men, five men,
four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,

Ten men went to mow,
Went to mow a meadow,
MEADOW !
Ten men, nine men, eight men, seven men, six men,
five men, four men, three men, two men, one man and his dog,
SPOT !
Went to mow a meadow,