Football Transfers Thread

[King Pietersen]

I don't, is it worth signing up for one ?

Jermaine Beckford ffs. You can tell Moyes is getting desperate now. It's just got to the stage where he'll buy anyone just to pad out the squad, we'll be buying Franny Jeffers and Paul Gascoigne next. Moyes has desperately failed in this transfer window, Jacobsen is our only new player, and he's crap. No chance of 5th this season.

Another classic from 606:

Cesc Fabregas' illegitimate lovechild will be signed today at the tender age of 18 months. Only recently discovered the story has not even been leaked to the News of the World yet.

In what has been described as an audacious yet bold move Arsene Wenger is ready to splash in the region of 26 pounds to sign Pablo Fabregas.
The precise nature of the deal is unknown but it is rumored that Wenger will himself raise the child and ensure that he maintains his regular pattern of feeding from the breast on the hour.
comment by splendidGuru (U8497383)

 

[Jaztheman]

Liverpool have signed 18 year old Vitor Flora for free, I think they've got him for free anyway. He seems to have quite alot of potential so will be good to see him play in the Premiership.

 

[King Pietersen]

Vitor who ? Rafa doesn't even use Footy Manager to buy his youngsters, I've never heard of him. When are we going to see clubs buying Vincent Kompany, Aquino (I'll be honest, I bought him for his hair ), Gabriel Torje, Igor Akinfeev, Sebastien Giovinco, Mario Balotelli. I bet he won't make more than 1 EPL appearance for Liverpool in the next 2 seasons.

 

[Jaztheman]

Vitor who ? Rafa doesn't even use Footy Manager to buy his youngsters, I've never heard of him. When are we going to see clubs buying Vincent Kompany, Aquino (I'll be honest, I bought him for his hair ), Gabriel Torje, Igor Akinfeev, Sebastien Giovinco, Mario Balotelli. I bet he won't make more than 1 EPL appearance for Liverpool in the next 2 seasons.

Mika Aaritalo needs to come aswell, not to mention Bogdan Stancu. I'd actually use Football Manager to search for players and bargains if I was a manager. I'm 99% Sven used it when he was manager of Man City.

 

[evertonfan]

Everton need to sign Breno, Mamadou Sakho and Henri Saivet too. Yeah Dan it is worth registering on 606. Matchday's on Saturday are class. Since I don't get a season ticket anymore it's great to weatch Everton on a dodgy stream in one window whilst having 606 open in the other. Good times.

evertonfan added 2 Minutes and 39 Seconds later...

Lmao! This one's awful but hilarious;

1235: "Liverpool have signed Flora? I don't remember anyone spreading that rumour."
Karl, Brighton, via text on 81111

 

[PhilD123]

Mamadou Sakho and Henri Saivet too.

Signed them two on my FM game yesterday.:cool:

City signed Kompany last week Dan!

Yeah, will sign up for 6-0-6.

Hey, at least you've signed a few players, we're the only one in the league who has signed nobody, United fans won't be happy if we don't get Berbatov in.

PhilD123 added 17 Minutes and 14 Seconds later...

Signed up as tevez_apache, just posted this on the thread, gotta be pre-moderated first though.

"just seen fat ronaldo outside coms

yhihf"

 

[Will_NA]

My friend's cousin's boyfriend's roomate's alcoholic mum said Dimitar Berbatov was seen walking out of HMV with an Oasis CD

I'm gonna have to wait until 23:59 to discover that Arsenal have tied up that 13-year old Afghan I was raving about.

 

[PhilD123]

My friend's cousin's boyfriend's roomate's alcoholic mum said Dimitar Berbatov was seen walking out of HMV with an Oasis CD

Will! Stop messing me about!: Everyone knows it was the Rolling Stones!

 

[Will_NA]

Ahahahahaha!! City want Berbatov!!!

 

[PhilD123]

He won't go there though, he's 28 and its really his last shot at Champions league football. Plus the ins and outs of the takeover haven't gone through yet.

City are thinking anyone is theres today.

 

[Jaztheman]

Ahahahahaha!! City want Berbatov!!!

Yeah I saw that on another forum how they offered ?28 million or something and thought he was joking. Maybe not...

Jaztheman added 5 Minutes and 4 Seconds later...

1318: "I live and work in Chiang Mai, Thailand and my live-in maid says her ex-boss's cousin's brother, who owns Chiang Mai United is presently in talks with Thaksin Shinawatra about a possible takeover, since he's DEFINITELY selling Man City. However, since I don't speak very good Thai, she may also be telling me she's not coming into work on Wednesday."
Spurious Transfer Talk on 606

 

[Will_NA]

Berbatov seen endeering himself with his future City fans

Ignore the horrendous quality. It's paint!

 

[King Pietersen]

Signed them two on my FM game yesterday.:cool:

City signed Kompany last week Dan!

Yeah, will sign up for 6-0-6.

Hey, at least you've signed a few players, we're the only one in the league who has signed nobody, United fans won't be happy if we don't get Berbatov in.

According to Sky Sports News you signed some Petrucci fella from Roma iirc. I remember seeing it on that bar on the right of the screen the last time I watched it. We've signed 1 new player, Jacobsen, who's injury prone and crap. We also secured a permanent deal for Pienaar, but that adds nothing to the squad as he was already at the club last year. We should have tried to get Mani Fernandes permanent as well, he was immense last year.

 

[PhilD123]

Yeah, we did but he's 16, hardly a proper signing. Scored a goal for the academy the other day.

You're getting Saha as well.

 

[Jaztheman]

Yeah you bought him for 700k or something iirc.