Football Transfers Thread

[shantanu_rooney]

Lolz this is really funny

1841: "My girlfriend's brother's best mate's sister's uncle just picked up Zinedine Zidane in a taxi, he said he is coming out of retirement to join the City revolution."
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[WORLD CHAMPIONS]

1823: "Just seen Sergio Aguero arrive at Manchester airport as I was leaving to go to sunny Madrid."

lol ........ now Aguero on MAN U radar

 

[PhilD123]

It's becoming a big possibility that the massives have now bid for Robinho. Today is one of the strangest days in English football there have been for a while. How can this be happening? They wont get him of course, its just strange.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

This one is the best:

1832: "Just got back from a long day out, six different airports and 13 masks I've used including Klaas-Jan Huntelaar and Dimitar Berbatov."
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[WORLD CHAMPIONS]

It's becoming a big possibility that the massives have now bid for Robinho. Today is one of the strangest days in English football there have been for a while. How can this be happening? They wont get him of course, its just strange.

They are bidding on everyone at the last moment

 

[Leicester Fox]

Do you know what my missus said when I put this round at hers, they're not even playing, why do we have to watch this? :::: Anyway I told her I wasn't missing this so I don't think she's happy. Will be worth it if we get Berbatov though.

 

[evertonfan]

Tell her she's a bint and that football > all.

Stop rejecting our bids Reading!

 

[WORLD CHAMPIONS]

Do you know what my missus said when I put this round at hers, they're not even playing, why do we have to watch this? :::: Anyway I told her I wasn't missing this so I don't think she's happy. Will be worth it if we get Berbatov though.

What will if you not

 

[Leicester Fox]

That famous charm of yours might not quite work off in this case. I would like to tell her football>all because it's true but it's the first week, I have to break it to her gently. Thank god for sky+ too. Can make sure I get my evenings viewing in after 12

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Well Xabi alonso is spotted near Arsenal while rumous coming out are Campbell will be going to Spurs

shantanu_rooney added 4 Minutes and 16 Seconds later...

This is height of rumours

1942: "My dad's a limo driver and he's just texted me saying he had to drop off Gigi Buffon, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, Dani Alves, Sergio Ramos, Cristiano Ronaldo, Cesc Fabregas, Steven Gerrard, Lionel Messi, Fernando Torres and Zlatan Ibrahimovic at the City of Manchester Stadium."

 

[Leicester Fox]

It's true. I saw them getting out.

 

[Will_NA]

Man City, Tottenham and Chelsea are pathetic and share the similar delusion that they are bigger and better clubs than United, Liverpool and Arsenal. They could be funded by a multi-trillionaire, Manchester City will always be a mediocre, mid-table club and I hope the real big four thrash them.

I find myself hating Man United less and less every season with these tiny 'big' clubs cropping up everywhere.

 

[evertonfan]

Is anyone actually gonna buy anyone tonight? Come on Moysey, we need some players!

 

[King Pietersen]

He's not going to buy anyone else. He's not got the money, the club's not got the appeal for decent players, Moyes is looking at the wrong players and just stooping for anything, yet we still can't get them. I mean Stephen Hunt ffs, he's useless, there's a reason that he still plays for Reading. Moyes needs to step his game up, he's been really dissapointing in the last 2 transfer windows.

 

[Kiko_97]

Fergie's using the Rooney tactic for Berbatov. By tomorrow he'll be a red, you can quote me on that.