Football Transfers Thread

[Will_NA]

Lol, I've pictured him at home watching SSN and falling off his couch, red wine in hand.

 

[evertonfan]

Dear me Avroneel. If you believe that you'd believe Homer Simpson was real.

 

[Leicester Fox]

sacrebleu!! How will zee Romanians compeet?!


This has been the best transfer deadline yet. Mainly thanks to City providing us with a bundle of laughs, as Matt says, they have no idea of how it will benefit the side. He's just really expensive so he must be good. Gerrard too Chelsea by tonight

 

[PhilD123]

Lol, I've pictured him at home watching SSN and falling off his couch, red wine in hand.

"Vat iz thissssssssss???? Vast ist happening!? Who iz this Citehhhh?"

Apparently the Robinho deal has gone through, *according to Spanish papers though, so dont take that as read*

 

[Leicester Fox]

come on Berba

HOLD ON ONE BLOODY SECOND.

CITY, THE GAYEST OF GAY.

NOW THE RICHEST CLUB IN THE WORLD.

WE, THE PUBLIC, PAID FOR THEIR STADIUM. (Well not me personally but you get the idea)

WTF.

HAHAHAHAHA

City are so rich yet they still play in the council house.

Hahahaha

 

[evertonfan]

Oh noes! They've just bid £20 million for Phil Neville.

 

[PhilD123]

What a waste of council tax, we paid for their home.

The real question is whether Robinho is adequate enough to replace Darius Vassell in the city side.

 

[Will_NA]

Homer Simpson spotted at City of Manchester Stadium

Who cares about Hull!!??

 

[WORLD CHAMPIONS]

2236: Breaking news which might not be true but is still awesome: Dimitar Berbatov is on his way to Manchester United. Apparently, I've heard from a source (oh come on), United have now matched Man City's bid, throwing in Frazier Campbell as part of the deal. Now that, true or not, is breaking news.

If this is true i am going suffer a heart attack

 

[evertonfan]

OMG! BREAKING NEWS! Ciddy in shock £30 million swoop for Andrew Flintoff;

evertonfan added 0 Minutes and 51 Seconds later...

If this is true i am going suffer a heart attack

This thread's about to get a lot more enjoyable then.

 

[Simbazz]

Biggest news today,

Hull have signed Rangers striker Daniel Cousin for an undisclosed fee.

Getting bored of the lack of big transfers now, theres nothing happening at Newcastle, Owen best stay!

 

[PhilD123]

If this is true i am going suffer a heart attack

This thread's about to get a lot more enjoyable then.

But seriously WC, why would it be such a shock?

 

[Simbazz]

Because he know Chelsea are going further and further down the pecking order in the Premiership. In all honesty they've got about 3 players I can see doing a bit of damage, you look at Utd and you see a team ready to lift the throphy again, although they're a striker short which could hurt them.

 

[PhilD123]

Whens the breaking news that I've heard about Titus Bramble in a 45 million pound move to Citeh gonna come through on the City website? City fans are waiting in excitement, constantly refreshing the home page.

 

[Highlander999]

Thought so. Don't die, WC

Newcastle have just announced a £50 million bid for Berbatov