Funny Cricket pics & cricket jokes

[ZoraxDoom]

More 9 slips pictures:

 

[borncricketer]

wow!! 9 slips. what match were those pics taken from

 

[indiancricketer]

haha i thought that type of feild was in ck2004

 

[ZoraxDoom]

wow!! 9 slips. what match were those pics taken from

No Idea......Ind. vs. RSA and Aus. vs. Zim. by the look of the teams.....

 

[icyman]

no its aus vs zim and
new south wales vs tasmania

 

[sahil]

no its
aus vs zim
and new south wales vs tasmania
or i think it is

 

[ZoraxDoom]

no its
aus vs zim
and new south wales vs tasmania
or i think it is

What did I say?

 

[borncricketer]

well i guess the first pic is obvious but the second one there are different thoughts

 

[Pat]

Cannot be India for sure!!Do they have good enough bowlers for that ? and that too against S.Africa,No way !!

 

[afridi118]

lol its ing cup its not india its domestic team

 

[jdbais]

I think its NSW vs Victoria

 

[duffarama]

Surprisingly, I played cricket yesterday and as a joke I suggested the team should have nine slips. The captain actually accepted my wish and for the last over of the match, we indeed had nine slips. It was a funny sight.
No joke.

 

[ravigoteti]

did not want to make a new thread, so just adding on from a month or so back..


Is Cricket Played in Heaven?

A very keen cricketer asked a divine, allegedly with good connections on high , whether there was any cricket in heaven .
The priest replied:"I cant tell you now , but if you come back on Sunday , I might have an answer . "

On sundaythe priest told the cricketer : "I've had good news and bad news . The good news is : Yes , there is cricket in heaven . And now for the bad news : You are in to bat on Friday !"


Cricket Fan in the Office

A cricket enthusiast had three trays installed in his office labelled 'In' , 'Out' , and 'L.B.W.' .
A visitor remarked as he could see the significance of 'In' and 'Out' but what did 'L.B.W.' mean ?

And the cricket enthusiast replied : "Let the *******s Wait."


The New Ball

A famous fast bowler was introduced to an areb sheik who boasted that he had seventy eight wives .
The bowler retorted " You only need two more , and you're entitled to a new ball

'I'm proud to say that in thirty years of playing cricket, I've never scored less than twenty five runs and never taken less than three wickets,' said George.
'I wish I could say that,' said Ted.

Harry spoke up. 'Well, why don't you? George just did!'

The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!

 

[nightprowler10]

The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Green Bay Packers, they never beat anybody!!!

:rtfl
I will be using this joke to P.O. my friend who is a Green Bay Packer fan.

 

[vibs89]

Man pics are real funny man. Anyway thanks for sharing it.