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More Ganguly Jokes
I couldn't believe there was a website called www.ihateganguly.com. Well here's a few more jokes from the website.
Dada Ganguly had been drinking too heavily before going to bat on black Monday. He staggered up to John Wright and confessed that he could see three of everything.
"Well," said John Wright, "when you get out there and the three balls come towards you, just hit the middle one."
Later Ganguly weaved his way to the crease and you all know what happened after that. He was just clean bowled soon.
When he made his way back, "What happened?" demanded John Wright. "Didn't you try to hit the middle ball?"
"Izzzezzzzezzz Yeshhhh," replied Dada, "but I used the outside bat!"
Q) What is the Height of Optimism?
A): Ganguly applying sunscreen cream on his face when he goes out to bat.
What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly?s innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time.
How can u say ?Get Out? to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat.
If Rahul is ?The Wall?, what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall.
How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up.
Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?
Ans: no comments??.
Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly.
How to Cook Maggie?
4 simple steps to cook Maggi noodles
Step 1: boil one cup of water.
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiledwater and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.
Follow-up
From: Maggi Customer Care Center
Dear Customers,
We have received many compliments after we shared our recipe of 4 easy steps to cook Maggie. However we have received a very important complaint which we need to share with you all.
One of our regular customers, Mrs. Radha Pai, from Meerut had written to us that she tried out the recipe to cook Maggie during the first ODI between India & Pak.
She says that she followed all the steps correctly and was eager to have her breakfast. But she found that the Maggie was hardly fully wet and hence was not properly cooked.
We thoroughly apologized to our customer on behalf of our captain who returned back to the pavilion even before the Maggie was properly soaked in water.
In this regard we request all our customers to take a precaution and to wait for the Maggie to be cooked until after the re-plays.
Remember, even if Ganguly is back well before 2 minutes, the replays would ensure your Maggie is rightly done.
The management once again apologizes for any uncooked Maggie?s during the first ODI.
Regards.
Maggie Customer Care Centre.
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"The batsman who had just gone out to bat"
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"The batsman who is feared most in Bangladesh and Zimbabwe"
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"Hey Dalmiya, you better watch your mouth"
I couldn't believe there was a website called www.ihateganguly.com. Well here's a few more jokes from the website.
Dada Ganguly had been drinking too heavily before going to bat on black Monday. He staggered up to John Wright and confessed that he could see three of everything.
"Well," said John Wright, "when you get out there and the three balls come towards you, just hit the middle one."
Later Ganguly weaved his way to the crease and you all know what happened after that. He was just clean bowled soon.
When he made his way back, "What happened?" demanded John Wright. "Didn't you try to hit the middle ball?"
"Izzzezzzzezzz Yeshhhh," replied Dada, "but I used the outside bat!"
Q) What is the Height of Optimism?
A): Ganguly applying sunscreen cream on his face when he goes out to bat.
What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly?s innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time.
How can u say ?Get Out? to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat.
If Rahul is ?The Wall?, what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall.
How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up.
Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?
Ans: no comments??.
Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly.
How to Cook Maggie?
4 simple steps to cook Maggi noodles
Step 1: boil one cup of water.
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiledwater and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.
Follow-up
From: Maggi Customer Care Center
Dear Customers,
We have received many compliments after we shared our recipe of 4 easy steps to cook Maggie. However we have received a very important complaint which we need to share with you all.
One of our regular customers, Mrs. Radha Pai, from Meerut had written to us that she tried out the recipe to cook Maggie during the first ODI between India & Pak.
She says that she followed all the steps correctly and was eager to have her breakfast. But she found that the Maggie was hardly fully wet and hence was not properly cooked.
We thoroughly apologized to our customer on behalf of our captain who returned back to the pavilion even before the Maggie was properly soaked in water.
In this regard we request all our customers to take a precaution and to wait for the Maggie to be cooked until after the re-plays.
Remember, even if Ganguly is back well before 2 minutes, the replays would ensure your Maggie is rightly done.
The management once again apologizes for any uncooked Maggie?s during the first ODI.
Regards.
Maggie Customer Care Centre.
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"The batsman who had just gone out to bat"
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"The batsman who is feared most in Bangladesh and Zimbabwe"
Knock, Knock.
"Who is there?"
"Ganguly"
"Ganguly who?"
"Hey Dalmiya, you better watch your mouth"
