Funny School (College) Stories

[Bilal91]

Do you have any funny stories at school (college) when something happened to you or another pupil in the school (college), than come here and let us know...anything that you think was funny or plain crazy tell here...

Well a week or two ago a small (in height) : year 10 pupil was playing catch with his mates and the ball accidently went on the top of the roof. The ball was the small guys only ball he ever had (probably ) and wanted it back so much that he opened the door of a closeby classroom climbed it and jumped on the wall and got the ball...but his mates shut the door after him...now he was too afraid to jump or do anything else but just sat there...terrified ...he sat there for nearly one and a half hour when the teachers emerged with his parents and two policemen (dunno why)...his dad told him to jump of the building (which wasn't too high if you are wondering...10-20 foot at most) and the little guy did (after hesitating a little) and his dad just caught him is his arms...he probably took him home and gave him a right beating ...everybody pointed and laughed at him in the break we had...it was really funny ...this was in my school in case you are ondering...

So lets hear what you guys got...

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

ehhhhhhh.....where shall i begin i got millions well in year 7 i used to roll down the hill on the entrance of our school!!!

Year 9 we had a supply teacher in Geography and i for some reason climbed out the window without him seeing!!!

year 10 me and 2 of my mates slapped a year 8 boy for showing attictude and taking the micky out of mt girl who att aht time i didnt go out with (btw we slapped him at once lol)

now im looking forward to funny things in college!!!

 

[andrew_nixon]

year 10 me and 2 of my mates slapped a year 8 boy for showing attictude and taking the micky out of mt girl who att aht time i didnt go out with (btw we slapped him at once lol)

Assault is always funny isn't it? Absolutely hilarious mate.

Idiot.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

well Mr.Nixon i dont want to argue but if you knew this little F****r you would to. we didnt do it for a laugh for your information and i clearly stated the reason why it was done and this young boy gets on many peoples nerves and says many things to wind and get people in trouble.

So next time please dont refer to words such as idiot if oyu dont know who and what the situation is or was cheers!!!

i mean would you let someone call her a skinny anarexsick b**ch!!!

he was a nasty little bugger for no manners unlees you support nasty little buggers with no mannors (which im sure you dont)

 

[andrew_nixon]

well Mr.Nixon i dont want to argue but if you knew this little F****r you would to. we didnt do it for a laugh for your information and i clearly stated the reason why it was done and this young boy gets on many peoples nerves and says many things to wind and get people in trouble.

So next time please dont refer to words such as idiot if oyu dont know who and what the situation is or was cheers!!!

i mean would you let someone call her a skinny anarexsick b**ch!!!

he was a nasty little bugger for no manners unlees you support nasty little buggers with no mannors (which im sure you dont)

You are an idiot if you think it's funny to hit people.

 

[blackleopard92]

You are an idiot if you think it's funny to hit people.

and andrew can prove it to u.Saw his pic, right?


Well, I know a person who forgot to take his bag to school.Its an amazing feat, considering the fact that bags weight 10 kgs and we have no lockers in India.

Incidentally, the guy is me.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

You are an idiot if you think it's funny to hit people.

hold on i didnt find it funny i thought it was necessary and i didnt slap the girl in the dp for heavens sake. i found this inccedent shocking lets say!!!

 

[James219]

So, you didn't find it funny, yet have still decided to recount it in the 'Funny' School Stories thread...?

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

well yh if i did it for no reason i wouldnt find it funny but i didnt do it for no reason infact i had a perfect reason for doing it!!!

 

[blackleopard92]

enough!
Someone stop these kittens!

 

[duffarama]

Here's a funny school experience that I have had.

Back in the old days at my primary school we used to have these fighting clubs. The members of these 'fighting clubs' would bash each other up at lunch time, trying to throw each other off the school playground. I was involved in the '007 faction' club and we used to bring water pistols and foam dart guns to school for the upper hand. However it was on one great day that I was atop the playground and flung off in a way that I broke my arm. It was a horrible experience, however it is great to look back on those days and just laugh!

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

go on Nixon say somthing to duff he was in a fighting club...ooooooooo thats violence!!!

 

[andrew_nixon]

go on Nixon say somthing to duff he was in a fighting club...ooooooooo thats violence!!!

Duff's is normal school yard hi-jinks. Yours was assault, and if you'd have done it in public you'd have been arrested and possibly put in prision.

 

[usy]

Here's a funny school experience that I have had.

Back in the old days at my primary school we used to have these fighting clubs. The members of these 'fighting clubs' would bash each other up at lunch time, trying to throw each other off the school playground. I was involved in the '007 faction' club and we used to bring water pistols and foam dart guns to school for the upper hand. However it was on one great day that I was atop the playground and flung off in a way that I broke my arm. It was a horrible experience, however it is great to look back on those days and just laugh!

LMAO,

What was funny to me was, we were sitting in the class, it was so boring we went out of the class, we went to the school football pitch and we played footy for about whole day, end we all got caught, and the teachers called our parents, it was funny (as it may not sound funny here). Ofcorse my mum did'nt say anything because it was the last day of school. We are always messing in the school, it's damn fun.

 

[evertonfan]

Well at at dinner time we always play football, and a few days ago I volleyed the ball, and it homed straight into my mates 'tender area'! This might be seen as tasteless, but accidental groin pain inflicted on other people is always funny!