Funny School (College) Stories

[Harrypotter_fan]

Do you have any funny stories at school (college) when something happened to you or another pupil in the school (college), than come here and let us know...anything that you think was funny or plain crazy tell here...

Well a week or two ago a small (in height) : year 10 pupil was playing catch with his mates and the ball accidently went on the top of the roof. The ball was the small guys only ball he ever had (probably ) and wanted it back so much that he opened the door of a closeby classroom climbed it and jumped on the wall and got the ball...but his mates shut the door after him...now he was too afraid to jump or do anything else but just sat there...terrified ...he sat there for nearly one and a half hour when the teachers emerged with his parents and two policemen (dunno why)...his dad told him to jump of the building (which wasn't too high if you are wondering...10-20 foot at most) and the little guy did (after hesitating a little) and his dad just caught him is his arms...he probably took him home and gave him a right beating ...everybody pointed and laughed at him in the break we had...it was really funny ...this was in my school in case you are ondering...

So lets hear what you guys got...

somewhat same for me.

i'm in 8th grade. and this happened few days ago.
we were playing soccer in the break and a student from 9th came in the middle and
hit the ball high and it went onto the roof.
then we demanded the ball and he & his mates got a ladder.
he climbed and went on the roof and threw the ball down.
then his mates removed the ladder & he was still on the roof.
then when the school was over we put back the ladder and he came down.

 

[.::Stevo::.]

ehhhhhhh.....where shall i begin i got millions well in year 7 i used to roll down the hill on the entrance of our school!!!

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Do you go to a 'special' school??


And India has no lockers?? Where do you put your books and belongings then??


Anyway, Punk Skater Vs andrew_nixon, round 2, fight!!
ding ding

 

[ste_mc_efc]

man, where do i start

ill say afew short ones

in primary school some boy must have only been in infants, started to tell a racist "joke" in a talent show, didnt know what he was doing (suspected elder brother playing a joke on him) i didnt understan dfully what went on until i left that school,

*nb the "joke" wasnt funny (racist "jokes" never are, he iddnt say a punchline, jsut the fact a little kid said one without relaising what he was doing in front of about 500 people (small school) and the teachers reactions, and the fact almost no-one in school new waht went on so everyone was wondering what the hell just happened


erm 2 years ago i went on a geography trip, sort of fell into the river (whoops)

in art we had to draw a pile of boxes (teacher was a <insult random insult here>) and me mate got sent out, on his way to the door he tried to kick the boxes over, failed, walked out, then came back in to kick the boxes over, (he got suspended, not for that, for soemthing he said to the teacher)


oh and in geography i was "being naughty" with my mate, the sub teahcer kept us behind (this teacher stole my exercise and text bookn when he left) and he calle dus "turks" i accused him of being racist and he crapped himself, (doesnt odund funny, but he went dead red and started panicking)

 

[embi]

Well at at dinner time we always play football, and a few days ago I volleyed the ball, and it homed straight into my mates 'tender area'! This might be seen as tasteless, but accidental groin pain inflicted on other people is always funny!

Always. Too true. Especially when it happens live on TV (England vs Trinidad and Tobago, Dwight Yorke stopped a Steven Gerrard shot in a place he would rather not have).

Another groin injury related story, quite recent infact, we were doing cricket club after school. One batsman forgot to wear a box, and I don't need to say any more.He had to sit out for half an hour, and it was good for me because I was due to bat next!

Wait til Cowburner sees this thread...

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Always. Too true. Especially when it happens live on TV (England vs Trinidad and Tobago, Dwight Yorke stopped a Steven Gerrard shot in a place he would rather not have).

Another groin injury related story, quite recent infact, we were doing cricket club after school. One batsman forgot to wear a box, and I don't need to say any more.He had to sit out for half an hour, and it was good for me because I was due to bat next!

Wait til Cowburner sees this thread...

thats not that bad, i wa at first aid cadet trainign thing (like school but not strict and you learn CPR and bandages and stuff) and we were helping do the garden, well one thing lead to anotherm we got bored, got a little game of cricket going, now we didnt have a bat or ball, so we used a spade and half a brick

i was w/k, some lad bowled, hit some man (about 18/19) in the groinal region

i think thats worse

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Duff's is normal school yard hi-jinks. Yours was assault, and if you'd have done it in public you'd have been arrested and possibly put in prision.

well it wasnt in public and i was provoked with 3 to 4 other people so it was coming his way he should mind his business and yh now i look at it it is funny because he should keep his mouth shut and not provoke people who havnt said anything to him end of story.

Dont know why your so touchy about it, i dont exactly go out to 'assult' people unless it really really cheeses me off as it did there so please stop arguing seriously dont get why it bothers you so much!!!

 

[pal]

and andrew can prove it to u.Saw his pic, right?


Well, I know a person who forgot to take his bag to school.Its an amazing feat, considering the fact that bags weight 10 kgs and we have no lockers in India.

Incidentally, the guy is me.

I forgot to bring my bag from school once. I actually left it on the bus.

 

[Adarsh]

@punkska8r and Andrew - "Calm down you two or somebody is going to get hurt!"

 

[Cowburn199]

Haha nice topic!
I've got loads but today, as it's 11:20 i'll just do one.

About 2 months ago I was in the yard with 2 friends and I had a ruler that I snapped in half. It turned out to be really sharp so I just poked my self softly with it and a teacher saw and accused me of self harming myself!
I spent all lunch having to explain to her that I wasn't self harming.

 

[usy]

lol ^ I didn?t know teachers are that nice, LMAO, why do teachers say they 'care' about us, and then give us sanctions/referrals.

 

[Cowburn199]

Haha! And the funniest thing is that I poked the tip of my finger with it!

 

[Sureshot]

well it wasnt in public and i was provoked with 3 to 4 other people so it was coming his way he should mind his business and yh now i look at it it is funny because he should keep his mouth shut and not provoke people who havnt said anything to him end of story.

Dont know why your so touchy about it, i dont exactly go out to 'assult' people unless it really really cheeses me off as it did there so please stop arguing seriously dont get why it bothers you so much!!!

You cannot justify assault by any means. Perhaps you don't understand that assault is a serious criminal offence.

Funniest thing that happened to me, we were playing football and I was calling for the ball from the corner (Big CB who goes up for corners) and my voice went really high, like a part scream.

:help :help

One of the unfunnier events of my sports activities at School would have been when we were playing Rugby vs another school and it somehow turned into a fight (I think a racist slur was thrown at our winger) both schools were banned from Rugby for a year.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

hold on hold on it was a slap. slaps are what girls do its not like we dragged him around and beat the life out of him (god forrbid) i mean i get slapped by my friends as a joke on a regular basis does that mean we should be arested and it was one slap and you guys are going on like ive done a really bad crime like a killing!!!

 

[blackleopard92]

just drop this topic,please.

 

[.::Stevo::.]

hold on hold on it was a slap. slaps are what girls do its not like we dragged him around and beat the life out of him (god forrbid) i mean i get slapped by my friends as a joke on a regular basis does that mean we should be arested and it was one slap and you guys are going on like ive done a really bad crime like a killing!!!

slappen another dude is pretty lousy
. You should of decked him, more effective and more pain,