Funny School (College) Stories

[Cowburn199]

I think we should drop it before the thread gets closed.

 

[blackleopard92]

I think we should drop it before the thread gets closed.

the point I was trying to make.

another incident I have remembered.A friend of mine was discovered wearing pink underwear.he became ther laughing stock of the school.

he was discovered wearing it while we were doing yoga.His pant slipped

 

[rickyp]

This might not make sense coz im gonna type it quick but here it is

theres this kid in yr 9 who thinks hes a real tough guy, and he "wanted to mess us up" in his words. It was hilarious though coz we all knew he wasnt going to do anything, so we kept intimidating him and trying to get him to do something but all he did was yell at us. I dont think ive ever laughed so hard when hes gone "im gonna wreck yous all" and we've gone "well cmon, we're standing right here, come and wreck us all" to his amazing response of "c**t's" we all fell over laughing, coz this kid is meant to be the tough guy of yr 9 but he would not go near us.

 

[Sureshot]

hold on hold on it was a slap. slaps are what girls do its not like we dragged him around and beat the life out of him (god forrbid) i mean i get slapped by my friends as a joke on a regular basis does that mean we should be arested and it was one slap and you guys are going on like ive done a really bad crime like a killing!!!

A slap is still asssault.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

slappen another dude is pretty lousy
. You should of decked him, more effective and more pain,

ok next time ill try that!!!

and Sureshot look yh maybe a slaps assault but he was also verbaly assulting someone so it was easier to slap and yh slappin a dudes lousy but its not like i wanted to murder him you guys are tagging up on me like i done it for my own ammusment and yh i found it funny because thats what you get for trying to act hard and running your mouth for no particular reason!!!

 

[evertonfan]

ok next time ill try that!!!

and Sureshot look yh maybe a slaps assault but he was also verbaly assulting someone so it was easier to slap and yh slappin a dudes lousy but its not like i wanted to murder him you guys are tagging up on me like i done it for my own ammusment and yh i found it funny because thats what you get for trying to act hard and running your mouth for no particular reason!!!

Doesn't matter how much he deserved it; you hit someone and laughed, it's almost the same as happy-slapping.

 

[embi]

Doesn't matter how much he deserved it; you hit someone and laughed, it's almost the same as happy-slapping.

Please, just drop it. I was going to post my views, but it would seem a bit hypocritical if I said that at the end. If you must argue about it any further (which is tempting) then start a new thread or something.

 

[The Blazer]

punk sk8r, what pleasure do you see in slapping a boy two years younger than you?

 

[ste_mc_efc]

haha at the rugby figth one, my school (which isnt tough by any stretch of the imagination) got into a fight at the end of a football match, few people got suspended, our team isnt as strong anymore due to bans (drew against the year above once in a little friendly, and the year above got to the national cup final playewd a the hawthorns, althogh the team that played my year was weakned)

i dont play for that team btw, not good enough


and it got discovered that i dont wear underwear (wlel unles si have p.e) but one p.e day i forgot to were boxers, so i nipped into the toilet and got changed there

the reason i dont wear underwear is because its uncomfortable to have two layers around my area, and since i didnt fancy having to go into the toilet again (they arent exactly cleaned often)

so i put my school pants on over my p.e shirts, then (it took me a good 6-7 minutes) slipped my p.e shorts off under my pants

when i finally finished a little crowd had gathered to watch me, it was great, similar to the final scene of escape to victory

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Doesn't matter how much he deserved it; you hit someone and laughed, it's almost the same as happy-slapping.

no no no.....youv misunderstoob big big time i didnt laugh at the time when i done it i was angry now i look back and laugh at it because he deserved it and i dont see pleasure slapping them as i have said!!!

 

[Cowburn199]

Well today at work experience I work in a computer centre and I got told that the whiteboard needs configuring so can I go to the north suite and fix it. So I was walking to the door and Ian asked me if I needed help and as I said No I opened the door looked inside and realised there was a class of about 100 people in the room! I stopped and thought dammit!...I hate being the centre of attention with alot of people!

 

[duffarama]

Well today at work experience I work in a computer centre and I got told that the whiteboard needs configuring so can I go to the north suite and fix it. So I was walking to the door and Ian asked me if I needed help and as I said No I opened the door looked inside and realised there was a class of about 100 people in the room! I stopped and thought dammit!...I hate being the centre of attention with alot of people!

Here's the work experience thread.
http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/showthread.php?t=21575

Just kidding bro.

 

[Cowburn199]

Haha Duff get back to Oxpass! :P

 

[embi]

A few weeks ago, in PSHE, we had cover because our form tutor wasn't in. We'd been told the week before, that this final module was on Government and Law. So it was a bit of a surprise to discover that we were "continuing" our work on sex education, and we could either do a poster on our views on abortion or a poster on condoms. Fortunately, most of us were mature enough not to spend the whole lesson cracking up (which is a consequence of embarrasment at talking about sex).

 

[Skater]

There are lockers at my school, but most of the pupils don't use them. I just carry my bag around with me.

'Happy slapping' really bugs me. The people who do it think they are all that, and really they are total low lifes.