How to become a valued member of PlanetCricket (User guide by Blake)

[Simbazz]

trying the same technique again i see

what you should've really said is 'i'm a heartless pussy who is constantly hypocritical and clearly do as i say not as i do applies to me, but despite me flaming many people before i'm not going to flame you now because i'm trying to seem like a mature dickhole'

fu ck off, bro.

yeh tom!

 

[treva]

I laughed, but then again that's because I am pretty much at the end of my PlanetCricket days and couldn't give a rats ass. Was it needed? Probably not, but who am I to decide what people should and shouldn't be posting.

You are a decent guy Blake, so I hope to chat to you about Football Manager at some point in the future.

 

[Stag]

Kid, go home

You aint worth the trouble of me even trying to describe how childish you are. Its nothing to us on this forum that you go around like a 4yr old, we've seen it time and time again, you know what happens? You get banned.

This has to be deadset the softest forum ever if you can get banned for this.

Oh well, the admins here see a swear word and are breaking mouses to click 'ban'.

I know you are only a child so need obvious things explained to you, but thought you would have worked out what I meant. Like I care, what you think of me. Doesn't mean I ain't gonna state the obvious, which is how immature and sad this is. Maybe it makes you feel a bad-ass or something god knows....

Good effort, saying how immature they are, then going on like a little dickwit.

Honestly, we realise you're older than some other members. You can't stamp your authority over others, age isn't a factor here.

You think you can intimidate people over the internet, it aint gon happen bro.

Haha, personally attacking an admin? Personally attacking the members from Pakistan and India, ummmm I assume so, but what do I know? I'm mature and don't care enough to even bother what happens to you.

Oh who gives a ████. Who cares about a bit of racism towards the pakis/curries. Everyone is so tweaking soft these days.

Man the fearsome tweak up you bunch of pussies.

I'm not bothered I'm enjoying watching an angry hormonal kid make a tool of himself on the internet. You can say what the hell you like about me, I just find it very funny

 

[MattW]

2. Another method which is a little bit harder to pull off is called the 'I'll never get laid' method. You should buy glasses, never wash your hair, be fairly obese and spend at least 12 hours in front of a computer each day to achieve a perfect computer tan. You should pronounce your words incomprehensibly in a computer lingo and it helps if the fat is blocking your throat. By the end of this you will know if you have succeeded if you never have the urge to talk to a girl. By now you should be staying clear of anything female except for maybe some night elves on World of Warcraft.

However, since it's probably a bit hard to describe the second method I'll let this video do it for me. MattW is a known perfectionist of this method and mastered it in no time. He didn't need to worry about the girls part though because even before attempting this method he had never spoken to a girl his own age in his life except for one online, who was actually a man.

You know what, you're completely right.

 

[blake]

You know what, you're completely right.

 

[Simbazz]

Oh who gives a ████. Who cares about a bit of racism towards the pakis/curries. Everyone is so flinging soft these days.

Man the fling up you bunch of pussies.

I agree, I need to man up. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.

 

[Highlander999]

And yeah I really do need to stop being such a hypocrite like Simon thanks for bringing that to my attention, you're a star!!!! :happy

 

[Stag]

Seems like the most activity this forums ever good.

Good job Blake, got people posting. (Y)

Lack of ██████s in here though.

 

[Biggy]

Matt, have you been working out? Lookin' good. And don't get that hair cut, it just completes your look.

 

[Stag]

And yeah I really do need to stop being such a hypocrite like Simon thanks for bringing that to my attention, you're a star!!!! :happy

u r star :banana2:banana2:banana2:happy:happy:happy

 

[Covvy]

Best looka like ever, well done Blake.

 

[Simbazz]

u r star :banana2:banana2:banana2:happy:happy:happy

Hang on, what about me?

 

[blake]

Hang on, what about me?

Stop being such an attention whore. Why do you keep making ridiculous posts it is like you want to get attention?

 

[Covvy]

We need a poll, who was the better exit, Jake, Blake or Aussie_Ben?

 

[MaD]

Who said this is an exit?