I was very ill yesterday and didn't watch India's batting, but when I heard in the morning that India had lost in such a terrible fashion, I was sooooo happy.
Dhoni was whining about the bowling-friendly pitches in Bangladesh, saying that they were not ideal for T20. Then this hypocrite comes back home and gets a freaking rank turner prepared for a T20 game, just so that they can neutralise New Zealand. I'm really, really happy that his cunning plan backfired and he looks like a massive fool now.
I hope they lose all their matches, except against Pakistan and Bangladesh.
People are joking on FB that very soon, we'll hear the news of Nathan McCullum and other NZ bowlers being under the scanner for "suspect action."
Btw, the hindi commentary is so atrocious! They have some of the worst commentators and analysts in the world (other than Sidhu). One doesn't enjoy their commentary, but endures it.
Aakash Chopra- Very biased, uses cliches, insults other teams at every opportunity (even though they are all better players than him), overhypes India, doesn't let anyone else speak and gives his opinion on every single thing, and over-analyzes everything.
VVS Laxman- Equally biased and talks about things like degrees, foot placement, head placement, seam position, release position etc. WAY too much. And that horrible accent. Only saving grqce is that he was actually a good player back in the day.
Kapil Dev- All the more respect for Kapil
paaji as a player and person, but his commentary is super-boring. He has about 10 lines total, which he uses over and over again. Examples: "bade hi <urdu word> se shot mara," "jitni tareef ki jaye kam hai," "jo team behtar khelegi, woh match jeetegi" etc.
Jatin Sapru- Basically, a mini-Aakash Chopra, although not nearly as obnoxious. Thankfully, he is just the host, so no one takes him seriously. Wasn't he the one calling NZ's victory an "upset" yesterday?
Virender Sehwag- No change in tone or volume, doesn't react to anything in an excited way, and speaks too slow. It was his first day on the job though, and was paired with almighty Aakash Chopra, so I'll cut him some slack.
Mohammad Kaif- I don't mind his commentary much, but he is extremely unlucky for India. There was only one occasion I witnessed, when he was on commentary and India didn't lose. Still, best of the worst.
Wasim Akram- Good commentator, but they only bring him along to make him show the audience how to bowl reverse swings, in every match.
I wish they included Shoaib Akhtar and Ganguly, and I'm hoping to listen to Murali Kartik and Deep Das Gupta soon. Those are the only few I like listening to.
The English commentary panel featuring the likes of Harsha Bhogle, Rameez Raja, Gavaskar, Laxman (again), Athar Ali Khan (worst non-hindi commentator in the world), Isha Guha (strongest accent since Mark Nicholas), Russell Arnold, Scott Styris etc. isn't anything special either... but many times better than the Hindi commentary team.
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