Meet's demands:
Well here go my requirements list, if you want a world class leg spinner and an aggressive batsman-
1.Whatever happens, I should get to play regardless of my form. Absolutely. Playing Monopoly requires no form whatsoever.
2.I should be allowed to bowl whenever I feel, regardless of the situation of the match. You can bowl during the break between innings.
3.I should be given some special treatment off the field. You'll need it from all the beatings you'll get
4.You need to pay me 1k vcash for every match as my match fee, it can go beyond that if I am in good form, but 1k have to be minimum. Yes 'cause vcash is so much more precious than real money.
5.You have to use kit designed by me. I'll donate them to some ophans in Somalia.
6.I can ask for rest whenever I feel like, you can't question me. You'll be getting a lot of rest since you won't be playing
7.You all can't challenge if I want to open the bat, or to bat at No.11.Thats completely my decision, and no-one can challenge it, even the captain. Hard to use a bat when it's been shoved up your.....
8.There should be a private dressing room for me which should be 3x bigger than the common one, and no one else should be given the private dressing room. The local prison has quite a large dressing room and shower facilities. Try telling 10 large burly men to get out.
9.You all need to provide me a special laptop, iphone, ipad, etc. whenever I ask for to entertain myself. Sure, I'd be more than happy to provide you a laptop. Let me just fix it first with this hammer....
Well here go my requirements list, if you want a world class leg spinner and an aggressive batsman-
1.Whatever happens, I should get to play regardless of my form. Absolutely. Playing Monopoly requires no form whatsoever.
2.I should be allowed to bowl whenever I feel, regardless of the situation of the match. You can bowl during the break between innings.
3.I should be given some special treatment off the field. You'll need it from all the beatings you'll get
4.You need to pay me 1k vcash for every match as my match fee, it can go beyond that if I am in good form, but 1k have to be minimum. Yes 'cause vcash is so much more precious than real money.
5.You have to use kit designed by me. I'll donate them to some ophans in Somalia.
6.I can ask for rest whenever I feel like, you can't question me. You'll be getting a lot of rest since you won't be playing
7.You all can't challenge if I want to open the bat, or to bat at No.11.Thats completely my decision, and no-one can challenge it, even the captain. Hard to use a bat when it's been shoved up your.....
8.There should be a private dressing room for me which should be 3x bigger than the common one, and no one else should be given the private dressing room. The local prison has quite a large dressing room and shower facilities. Try telling 10 large burly men to get out.
9.You all need to provide me a special laptop, iphone, ipad, etc. whenever I ask for to entertain myself. Sure, I'd be more than happy to provide you a laptop. Let me just fix it first with this hammer....
Probably won't have any jaegar bombs though...
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