Number 2 it is. Well done guys![]()
1) I drunk drove and crashed my friends sports car into a ditch, abandoned it and never suffered the consequences
2) I took a poo on my neighbors porch, she called the cops and I had two Sherrifs interrogate me
3) I was drunk downtown, got separated from my friends, fell hit my head on the sidewalk and woke up in the hospital. My friends were at the local jails looking for me, they never checked the hospitals that night.