Jaztheman
Chairman of Selectors
Ha. Just because I live in Southend does not mean I am a pikey and like moving! 
We'll see, Warriors want me aswell; heck everyone wants me.
We'll see, Warriors want me aswell; heck everyone wants me.
Manchester Monkeys - Team Thread
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w3lshrugby
Panel of Selectors
Ha. Just because I live in Southend does not mean I am a pikey and like moving!
We'll see, Warriors want me aswell; heck everyone wants me.
Sorry to break your heart, but it does :cool:
Jaztheman
Chairman of Selectors
Yeah I wasn't even kidding myself.
Insomniac
Title Recipient
Hurry up, we need to get trade week started 
Jaztheman
Chairman of Selectors
We will name the player we want when we are ready, thank you very much. In other words, Matt isn't online. 
Insomniac
Title Recipient
Just make a choice for him, it won't make a difference at this stage.We will name the player we want when we are ready, thank you very much. In other words, Matt isn't online.
Look whose left
Jaztheman
Chairman of Selectors
Just make a choice for him, it won't make a difference at this stage.
Look whose left
Patience is a virtue. Matt will carrying on picking as normal but I'm sure he wouldn't mind if Keiron(captain) chose the next pic. We'll see. He will no doubt be on soon though. It's around 5 o'clock in the morning though so don't expect him for a few hours at least.
Jaztheman
Chairman of Selectors
Nah, rumour has it you've moved.
MattW
Administrator
The team mascot is a giant pie.
I'm going to update the first post with the team list shortly, I don't expect to be making any trades at all. Also, welcome to our latest member, MCG.
whitehornmatt added 53 Minutes and 11 Seconds later...
Now the first post has the team including what I think your batting/bowling is, correct me if I have you put down as something you aren't.
I've attempted a sim of a game, I based the averages off the ones the paid players got (lowered slightly) and played against the teams that came with cricsim. With that said:
MANCHESTER MONKEYS VS NEW ZEALAND at Monkey Park
25 overs match
Pitch Condition: Normal
MANCHESTER MONKEYS WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BAT FIRST
-X-
0.1 Adams to Giggity, no run, Giggity Giggity was completely deceived
0.2 Adams to Giggity, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
0.3 Adams to Giggity, OUT, Bowled him! Great delivery by Adams. Giggity didnt have a clue, out for a duck
Giggity Giggity 0 (3b)
b. Adams
0.4 Adams to Storer11, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from Brendon McCullum
0.5 Adams to Storer11, one run, One more to the total
0.6 Adams to Hussey, no run, Left alone by M Hussey
End of over 1 (1 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 1/1
(R/R: 1.00)
Andre Adams 1.0-0-1-1
M Hussey 0(1b)
Storer11 1(2b)
1.1 Cairns to Storer11, no run, Left alone by Storer11
1.2 Cairns to Storer11, one run, That was a very risky single.
1.3 Cairns to Hussey, no run, Left alone by M Hussey
1.4 Cairns to Hussey, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
1.5 Cairns to Hussey, no run, M Hussey was completely deceived
1.6 Cairns to Hussey, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from Brendon McCullum
End of over 2 (1 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 2/1
(R/R: 1.00)
Chris Cairns 1.0-0-1-0
M Hussey 0(5b)
Storer11 2(4b)
2.1 Adams to Storer11, no run, Storer11 missed that one by a mile
2.2 Adams to Storer11, one run, One more to the total
2.3 Adams to Hussey, no run, Defensively played by M Hussey
2.4 Adams to Hussey, wide, The umpire being a bit rough on Andre Adams, giving that a wide
2.4 Adams to Hussey, no run, Left alone by M Hussey
2.5 Adams to Hussey, one run, That was a very risky single.
2.6 Adams to Storer11, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Andre Adams, deserving this punishment
End of over 3 (7 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 9/1
(R/R: 3.00)
Andre Adams 2.0-0-8-1
Storer11 7(7b 1X4)
M Hussey 1(9b)
3.1 Cairns to Hussey, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
3.2 Cairns to Hussey, one run, That is very well run by Storer11
3.3 Cairns to Storer11, no run, Defensively played by Storer11
3.4 Cairns to Storer11, one run, That is very well run by M Hussey
3.5 Cairns to Hussey, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
3.6 Cairns to Hussey, FOUR, M Hussey is one of the best batsmen in the world
End of over 4 (6 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 15/1
(R/R: 3.75)
Chris Cairns 2.0-0-7-0
M Hussey 6(13b 1X4)
Storer11 8(9b 1X4)
4.1 Adams to Storer11, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
4.2 Adams to Storer11, no run, Defensively played by Storer11
4.3 Adams to Storer11, OUT, Bowled him! Great delivery by Adams. Storer11 didnt have a clue
Storer11 8 (12b 1X4)
b. Adams
4.4 Adams to Jaztheman, OUT, Scott Styris takes an easy catch to dismiss Jaztheman, Quack Quack!
Jaztheman 0 (1b)
c. Styris b. Adams
4.5 Adams to DPRA, no run, Left alone by DPRA
4.6 Adams to DPRA, wide, Thats going down the leg side, a wide no doubt
4.6 Adams to DPRA, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
End of over 5 (1 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 16/3
(R/R: 3.20)
Andre Adams 3.0-0-9-3
DPRA 0(3b)
M Hussey 6(13b 1X4)
5.1 Styris to Hussey, one run, Great cooperation between M Hussey and DPRA
5.2 Styris to DPRA, one run, Great cooperation between DPRA and M Hussey
5.3 Styris to Hussey, no run, Defensively played by M Hussey
5.4 Styris to Hussey, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Styris
5.5 Styris to Hussey, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
5.6 Styris to Hussey, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
End of over 6 (2 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 18/3
(R/R: 3.00)
Scott Styris 1.0-0-2-0
M Hussey 7(18b 1X4)
DPRA 1(4b)
6.1 Vettori to DPRA, no run, DPRA missed that one by a mile
6.2 Vettori to DPRA, FOUR, Daniel Vettori cant belive it
6.3 Vettori to DPRA, no ball, no run, DPRA missed that one by a mile
6.3 Vettori to DPRA, no run, DPRA missed that one by a mile
6.4 Vettori to DPRA, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by DPRA
6.5 Vettori to DPRA, three runs, Excellent running 3 more
6.6 Vettori to Hussey, no run, M Hussey missed that one by a mile
End of over 7 (12 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 30/3
(R/R: 4.29)
Daniel Vettori 1.0-0-12-0
M Hussey 7(19b 1X4)
DPRA 12(9b 2X4)
7.1 Adams to DPRA, one run, The misfield by McMillan allows yet another run
7.2 Adams to Hussey, no run, M Hussey missed that one by a mile
7.3 Adams to Hussey, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Adams
7.4 Adams to Hussey, FOUR, M Hussey is one of the best batsmen in the world
7.5 Adams to Hussey, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
7.6 Adams to Hussey, FOUR, Andre Adams cant belive it
End of over 8 (9 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 39/3
(R/R: 4.88)
Andre Adams 4.0-0-18-3
M Hussey 15(24b 3X4)
DPRA 13(10b 2X4)
8.1 Tuffey to DPRA, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Daryl Tuffey, deserving this punishment
8.2 Tuffey to DPRA, one run, That is very well run by M Hussey
8.3 Tuffey to Hussey, two runs, Overthrow by Styris instead of 1 they get 2
8.4 Tuffey to Hussey, no run, Defensively played by M Hussey
8.5 Tuffey to Hussey, three runs, Excellent running 3 more
8.6 Tuffey to DPRA, one run, The misfield by Vincent allows yet another run
End of over 9 (11 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 50/3
(R/R: 5.56)
Daryl Tuffey 1.0-0-11-0
M Hussey 20(27b 3X4)
DPRA 19(13b 3X4)
9.1 Adams to DPRA, FOUR, Andre Adams cant belive it
9.2 Adams to DPRA, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
9.3 Adams to DPRA, FOUR, DPRA is one of the best batsmen in the world
9.4 Adams to DPRA, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from Brendon McCullum
9.5 Adams to DPRA, three runs, Excellent running 3 more
9.6 Adams to Hussey, FOUR, Who needs Bradman when weve got M Hussey
Andre Adams finishes off an extremely expensive spell
. He was pretty effective with three wickets under his name
End of over 10 (15 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 65/3
(R/R: 6.50)
Andre Adams 5.0-0-33-3
M Hussey 24(28b 4X4)
DPRA 30(18b 5X4)
10.1 Tuffey to DPRA, FOUR, Who needs Bradman when weve got DPRA
10.2 Tuffey to DPRA, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
10.3 Tuffey to DPRA, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Tuffey
10.4 Tuffey to DPRA, three runs, Excellent running 3 more
10.5 Tuffey to Hussey, OUT, That didnt look so convincing but the umpire has no doubt, out LBW
M Hussey 24 (29b 4X4)
lbw b. Tuffey
10.6 Tuffey to Dhoni, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from Brendon McCullum
End of over 11 (7 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 72/4
(R/R: 6.55)
Daryl Tuffey 2.0-0-18-1
MS Dhoni 0(1b)
DPRA 37(22b 6X4)
11.1 Cairns to DPRA, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Chris Cairns, deserving this punishment
11.2 Cairns to DPRA, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
11.3 Cairns to DPRA, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Chris Cairns, deserving this punishment
11.4 Cairns to DPRA, no run, DPRA was completely deceived
11.5 Cairns to DPRA, wide, Thats going down the leg side, a wide no doubt
11.5 Cairns to DPRA, no run, DPRA was completely deceived
11.6 Cairns to DPRA, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Chris Cairns, deserving this punishment
End of over 12 (13 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 85/4
(R/R: 7.08)
Chris Cairns 3.0-0-20-0
DPRA 49(29b 9X4)
MS Dhoni 0(1b)
12.1 Vettori to Dhoni, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by MS Dhoni
12.2 Vettori to Dhoni, three runs, Excellent running 3 more
12.3 Vettori to DPRA, no run, DPRA missed that one by a mile
12.4 Vettori to DPRA, no run, Daniel Vettori is getting the ball to turn ferociously
12.5 Vettori to DPRA, legbye, Left alone by DPRA
12.6 Vettori to Dhoni, no run, Defensively played by MS Dhoni
End of over 13 (8 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 93/4
(R/R: 7.15)
Daniel Vettori 2.0-0-19-0
MS Dhoni 7(4b 1X4)
DPRA 49(32b 9X4)
13.1 Tuffey to DPRA, one run, That is very well run by MS Dhoni
The crowd cheers for DPRA's fifty
13.2 Tuffey to Dhoni, no run, MS Dhoni was completely deceived
13.3 Tuffey to Dhoni, one run, Great cooperation between MS Dhoni and DPRA
13.4 Tuffey to DPRA, legbye, DPRA was completely deceived
13.5 Tuffey to Dhoni, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
13.6 Tuffey to Dhoni, one run, That is very well run by DPRA
End of over 14 (4 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 97/4
(R/R: 6.93)
Daryl Tuffey 3.0-0-21-1
DPRA 50(34b 9X4)
MS Dhoni 9(8b 1X4)
14.1 Vettori to Dhoni, no run, Defensively played by MS Dhoni
14.2 Vettori to Dhoni, two runs, Took the first one quickly the second was no problem
14.3 Vettori to Dhoni, OUT, Bowled him! Great delivery by Vettori. Dhoni didnt have a clue
MS Dhoni 11 (11b 1X4)
b. Vettori
14.4 Vettori to sb_dshpnd, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
14.5 Vettori to sb_dshpnd, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from Brendon McCullum
14.6 Vettori to sb_dshpnd, no run, Left alone by sb_dshpnd
End of over 15 (2 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 99/5
(R/R: 6.60)
Daniel Vettori 3.0-0-21-1
sb_dshpnd 0(3b)
DPRA 50(34b 9X4)
15.1 Tuffey to DPRA, FOUR, Daryl Tuffey cant belive it
15.2 Tuffey to DPRA, FOUR, Daryl Tuffey cant belive it
15.3 Tuffey to DPRA, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
15.4 Tuffey to DPRA, no run, DPRA missed that one by a mile
15.5 Tuffey to DPRA, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
15.6 Tuffey to DPRA, one run, The misfield by Styris allows yet another run
End of over 16 (9 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 108/5
(R/R: 6.75)
Daryl Tuffey 4.0-0-30-1
sb_dshpnd 0(3b)
DPRA 59(40b 11X4)
16.1 Vettori to DPRA, legbye, Left alone by DPRA
16.2 Vettori to sb_dshpnd, one run, Great cooperation between sb_dshpnd and DPRA
16.3 Vettori to DPRA, FOUR, DPRA is one of the best batsmen in the world
16.4 Vettori to DPRA, no run, Left alone by DPRA
16.5 Vettori to DPRA, FOUR, DPRA is one of the best batsmen in the world
16.6 Vettori to DPRA, no run, DPRA missed that one by a mile
End of over 17 (10 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 118/5
(R/R: 6.94)
Daniel Vettori 4.0-0-30-1
DPRA 67(45b 13X4)
sb_dshpnd 1(4b)
17.1 Tuffey to sb_dshpnd, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
17.2 Tuffey to sb_dshpnd, no run, Left alone by sb_dshpnd
17.3 Tuffey to sb_dshpnd, no run, Defensively played by sb_dshpnd
17.4 Tuffey to sb_dshpnd, one run, Great cooperation between sb_dshpnd and DPRA
17.5 Tuffey to DPRA, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from Brendon McCullum
17.6 Tuffey to DPRA, one run, The misfield by Styris allows yet another run
Daryl Tuffey finishes off an extremely expensive spell
End of over 18 (2 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 120/5
(R/R: 6.67)
Daryl Tuffey 5.0-0-32-1
sb_dshpnd 2(8b)
DPRA 68(47b 13X4)
18.1 Styris to DPRA, two runs, Overthrow by McMillan instead of 1 they get 2
18.2 Styris to DPRA, FOUR, DPRA is one of the best batsmen in the world
18.3 Styris to DPRA, three runs, Great work by Vincent saved a certain boundary
18.4 Styris to sb_dshpnd, one run, The misfield by Adams allows yet another run
18.5 Styris to DPRA, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from Brendon McCullum
18.6 Styris to DPRA, no ball, one run, That is very well run by sb_dshpnd
18.6 Styris to DPRA, one run, That is very well run by sb_dshpnd
End of over 19 (12 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 132/5
(R/R: 6.95)
Scott Styris 2.0-0-14-0
sb_dshpnd 3(9b)
DPRA 78(52b 14X4)
19.1 Vettori to DPRA, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
19.2 Vettori to DPRA, one run, One more to the total
19.3 Vettori to sb_dshpnd, one run, Great cooperation between sb_dshpnd and DPRA
19.4 Vettori to DPRA, no run, Left alone by DPRA
19.5 Vettori to DPRA, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by DPRA
19.6 Vettori to DPRA, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
Daniel Vettori finishes off an extremely expensive spell
End of over 20 (6 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 138/5
(R/R: 6.90)
Daniel Vettori 5.0-0-36-1
DPRA 83(57b 15X4)
sb_dshpnd 4(10b)
20.1 Cairns to sb_dshpnd, one run, Great cooperation between sb_dshpnd and DPRA
20.2 Cairns to DPRA, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from Brendon McCullum
20.3 Cairns to DPRA, three runs, Great work by McCullum saved a certain boundary
20.4 Cairns to sb_dshpnd, no run, Defensively played by sb_dshpnd
20.5 Cairns to sb_dshpnd, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Chris Cairns, deserving this punishment
20.6 Cairns to sb_dshpnd, no run, sb_dshpnd missed that one by a mile
End of over 21 (8 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 146/5
(R/R: 6.95)
Chris Cairns 4.0-0-28-0
sb_dshpnd 9(14b 1X4)
DPRA 86(59b 15X4)
21.1 Styris to DPRA, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
21.2 Styris to DPRA, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
21.3 Styris to DPRA, one run, That is very well run by sb_dshpnd
21.4 Styris to sb_dshpnd, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
21.5 Styris to sb_dshpnd, two runs, Overthrow by Styris instead of 1 they get 2
21.6 Styris to sb_dshpnd, one run, That was a very risky single.
End of over 22 (4 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 150/5
(R/R: 6.82)
Scott Styris 3.0-0-18-0
DPRA 87(62b 15X4)
sb_dshpnd 12(17b 1X4)
22.1 Cairns to sb_dshpnd, one run, One more to the total
22.2 Cairns to DPRA, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Cairns
22.3 Cairns to DPRA, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
22.4 Cairns to DPRA, one run, The misfield by Flemming allows yet another run
22.5 Cairns to sb_dshpnd, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
22.6 Cairns to sb_dshpnd, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
Chris Cairns finishes off an extremely expensive spell
End of over 23 (2 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 152/5
(R/R: 6.61)
Chris Cairns 5.0-0-30-0
sb_dshpnd 13(20b 1X4)
DPRA 88(65b 15X4)
23.1 Astle to DPRA, no run, Nathas Astle is getting the ball to turn ferociously
23.2 Astle to DPRA, one run, That was a very risky single.
23.3 Astle to sb_dshpnd, one run, One more to the total
23.4 Astle to DPRA, one run, Great cooperation between DPRA and sb_dshpnd
23.5 Astle to sb_dshpnd, OUT, Bowled him! Great delivery by Astle. sb_dshpnd didnt have a clue
sb_dshpnd 14 (22b 1X4)
b. Astle
23.6 Astle to RoboRocks, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by RoboRocks
End of over 24 (7 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 159/6
(R/R: 6.63)
Nathas Astle 1.0-0-7-1
RoboRocks 4(1b 1X4)
DPRA 90(68b 15X4)
24.1 Styris to DPRA, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
24.2 Styris to DPRA, no run, Defensively played by DPRA
24.3 Styris to DPRA, three runs, Great work by Cairns saved a certain boundary
24.4 Styris to RoboRocks, one run, One more to the total
24.5 Styris to DPRA, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Scott Styris, deserving this punishment
24.6 Styris to DPRA, no run, Defensively played by DPRA
End of over 25 (8 runs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 167/6
(R/R: 6.68)
Scott Styris 4.0-0-26-0
DPRA 97(73b 16X4)
RoboRocks 5(2b 1X4)
End of innings (25.0 overs)
MANCHESTER MONKEYS 167/6 (RR: 6.68)
Scott Styris 4.0-0-26-0
DPRA 97(73b 16X4)
RoboRocks 5(2b 1X4)
Jaztheman
Chairman of Selectors
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