Manchester Monkeys - Team Thread

[barmyarmy]

I have quite a short attention span and have decided to rename your team again.

 

[Jaztheman]

Malversation!

 

[Jaztheman]

Welcome to Monty57 and ajay.bhat, our newest additions to the teams.

 

[MattW]

Welcome to Monty57 and ajay.bhat, our newest additions to the teams.

Welcome from me too

I want a sig for my captaincy please.

How is this?


If anyone else wants one like that let me know.

Also:

Today we are in a position to announce the player payments structure:
Every player selected for the Monkeys will receive 100k at the start of the season (as in just before the first game). Every player who plays in a winning match will receive 10k, with the Manchester Monkeys Player of the Match in each game getting 20k.

Apart from the MMPOTM, which will be selected by me as the player who has put the best effort in each game, win or lose; there will be no performance based payments.

At the end of the season any prize money will be divided equally between all players, with me keeping the shares allocated to the international players (to help fund the next season).

In an attempt to ensure activity, the 100k will require a post in this thread before it is paid (once the draft/trading week is done I'll PM all the players that haven't posted). As for the 10k, it will need activity, so if you have posted in this thread after the last winning match and before the next one you will get a payment for that match. If you don't post between each match, you will get 5k for each winning match missed on the next post you make.

So keeping active in this thread (also inclusive of the match day threads involving us) will be the best way of getting money. At the end of the season the player (other than me) at the top of the posting list will get 50k.

 

[Jaztheman]

All sounds really good. Isn't it obvious who is going to get most active apart from you?

 

[MattW]

Yes, I may as well just send you the cash now

 

[Jaztheman]

Ha, true. Hopefully with all the new guys coming in it will result in the thread getting more active. I don't even think half the players in our team know they play for us...

 

[MattW]

Manchester Monkeys buy back sponsorship
After seeing the arguments over team naming, the Manchester Monkeys have made a deal to revoke the sponsorship deal. This involved the payment of an undisclosed sum to rights owner Barmyarmy.

The team has no plans currently to buy back kit sponsorships.

 

[Monty57]

Well thanks for picking my guys- hopefully i can get a few runs but i dont think i can go home to liverpool anymore seeming as im playing for a team with the haunted word Manchester in it anyway its fun being a rebel

 

[Jaztheman]

Good man, you have been lucky to have been picked to join M&M.

 

[SciD]

Good man, you have been lucky to have been picked to join M&M.

Do you wanna come to Chennai??

 

[Jaztheman]

What is the point of me leaving one of the least active teams to join the most active one? If I did that you might aswell say bye bye to Manchester Monkeys and that is just not going to happen. So I am going to happily decline your offer but thanks for the thought.

 

[w3lshrugby]

Nice to see your loyalty there Jaz

 

[Jaztheman]

My loyalty is one of my best assets. Unfortunately you can't see that in the other cricsim league as I have moved every season. This time though I'm going to see it out with Manchester Monkeys for at least this season.

 

[w3lshrugby]

Do you want to move for the next season. Come on, you gotta have a go at the Supersoakers!

It's everyones dream! :