Murali song

[Gibbsrules]

Here is a little song I made up for Murali.Its from the beginning of the song, Ass like that(emminem).Hope you like.

Throw like that:

The way you bowl it,
i cant believe it,
I aint never seen a throw like that
The way you chuck it,you make the ICC go hey,hey,hey!

I don't believe it,its almost to bent to be true
I aint never seen an arm like that
the way you bend it,
you make the ICC go hey,hey,hey!

The way he throws hes like a baseball player
Hes chucking that ball,its spinning all the waya
I think someones chucking,and I don't know what to saya
ICC saying throw!,doing doing doing

What do you mean throw,please I'm a spin bowler I have needs
I do not throw,not till I'm finnished bowling
I am not resisting a fine,I am agreeing mr umpire
I'm double jointed in my arms and knees,I can't get my arm any straighter its impossible for me
and do not treat me like a cheater,I just like to be me,me,yes I'm Murali
the best spin bowler in the world
pshyc,I bowl,I bowl,not throw,not throw,
if I chuck I'm sorry,please please forgive
for I am Murali,I am mearly double jointed,
I can get away with any thing I bowl and you will love it.

The way you bowl it,
i cant believe it,
I aint never seen a throw like that
The way you chuck it,you make the ICC go hey,hey,hey!

 

[india rock]

lol lol lol lol

 

[Cowburn199]

I have not heard any eminem songs (dont like him) But those lyrics are funny

 

[Briggsey]

I have not heard any eminem songs (dont like him) But those lyrics are funny

Thats just poor cowburner!!

 

[india rock]

lol

 

[Cricketman]

Hilarious...even though mulari doesnt chuck!

 

[duffarama]

Hilarious...even though mulari doesnt chuck!

That is debatable.
Nah Murali is a good bloke so I personally don't think he chucks based on that fact.

 

[Gibbsrules]

I've got another one that I've made up.Its not about Murali this time,but Dravid.Although he is batting well at the moment,you have to say,hes not the most exciting batsman to watch.I can name a few other batsman who are like this,but his name fitted in so well into the song! :P,so please all the Indian fans out there,don't take offence!.Anyway here it is.Its from "Wake me up when September ends"(Greenday),hope you like.

Wake me up when Dravids out

Overs have come and passed
The spectators can never last
Wake me up,when Dravids out
Like the overs that slowly go
the run rate dips way too low
wake me up,when Dravids out.
Here comes the rain again,falling far from the ground
drenched in my pain again,the match will go on
as I sleep and try to rest
but,never forget how slow he scores
Wake me up,when Dravids out

 

[muhammad_inzi]

LOL funny.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Nice one :rtfl

 

[duffarama]

I didn't expect it to be that funny. Well done.

 

[ashu2411]

good job

 

[Gibbsrules]

I'll try keep e'm coming then,It's just that creativity's running a bit low at the moment. 8(

 

[Gibbsrules]

Ok,I've finaly found a slight bit of creativity,this ones about something I shouldn't be bringing up again,Afridi's little effort at scuffing up the pitch.Its from the song,wasn't me by Shaggy.

Wasn't me

(Afridi)
Icc came and they caught me red handed running down the cricket pitch
picture this,I was all alone there trying to scrape a ditch
how could I forget that I was on TV
all this time I was cheating, the camera never took it's zoom off me

(Kevin Pieterson)
How can you cheat when the teams in such a good position
Maybe you should go and see a brain physician
You better watch your back or the fine will be a killer
to be a true cheater,you have to know how to cheat
So you go and run,just scraping your feet
You know your eventually gonna feel the heat
When the Icc find out,you'll be beat.

(Afridi)
But they caught me on the pitch
Wasn't me
Saw me scraping down the wicket
Wasn't me
Even dug my spikes in it
Wasn't me
They even caught me on camera
Wasn't me
They saw the marks on the pitch
Wasn't me
So the words that I told Kevin
Wasn't me
Then the screaming getting louder
Wasn't me!
They said I was banned.

Icc came and they caught me red handed running down the cricket pitch
picture this,I was all alone there trying to scrape a ditch
I had tried to keep kevin from what he had just seen
why should he believe me when I told him it wasn't me.

 

[duffarama]

Ok,I've finaly found a slight bit of creativity,this ones about something I shouldn't be bringing up again,Afridi's little effort at scuffing up the pitch.Its from the song,wasn't me by Shaggy.

Wasn't me

(Afridi)
Icc came and they caught me red handed running down the cricket pitch
picture this,I was all alone there trying to scrape a ditch
how could I forget that I was on TV
all this time I was cheating, the camera never took it's zoom off me

(Kevin Pieterson)
How can you cheat when the teams in such a good position
Maybe you should go and see a brain physician
You better watch your back or the fine will be a killer
to be a true cheater,you have to know how to cheat
So you go and run,just scraping your feet
You know your eventually gonna feel the heat
When the Icc find out,you'll be beat.

(Afridi)
But they caught me on the pitch
Wasn't me
Saw me scraping down the wicket
Wasn't me
Even dug my spikes in it
Wasn't me
They even caught me on camera
Wasn't me
They saw the marks on the pitch
Wasn't me
So the words that I told Kevin
Wasn't me
Then the screaming getting louder
Wasn't me!
They said I was banned.

Icc came and they caught me red handed running down the cricket pitch
picture this,I was all alone there trying to scrape a ditch
I had tried to keep kevin from what he had just seen
why should he believe me when I told him it wasn't me.

Mate, that was a very very funny cricket related jokes. I am appalled that not many can get up to that standard. Cheers and good stuff.
Reps to you bud.