Story 'N' Einstein Story - FP T20 vs Glam - Part 1

How will Einstein go?

  • Epic Fail! Less than 20

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • Average, 20 - 40

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • He'll do pretty good 50 - 70

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • He will pwn! 70+

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • He'll get injured by a bouncer or somethin (Cuts the above options)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He'll faint when he looks at Kate (Cuts the above options)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • What the hell is this?

    Votes: 3 21.4%

  • Total voters
    14
Well it isnt as bad as it looks, I mean what if Einstein hadnt spoken about the injury, that would have been much worse
 
:laugh i wonder if the bcci will allow this excuse

"No sir, please sir, Jimmy told me to play, please dont ban me sir"
:laugh
 
Yea, I was half expecting a story about him hanging himself from the fan on the ceiling or overdosing on drugs...
 
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Stupid BCCI!


As I walked down the corridor, a strange looking man with hair coming out of his ears came towards me, without saying anything he turned around and walked off

Uh Excuse me? I'm Napoleon
I know you fag, follow me


I didn't always let people that called me fags go off like this but I guess it was the smart thing to do. I continued following him and we came to a hall with 2 people sitting down

Einstein, have a seat
Sure
So, Mr Napoleon, you thought you could get away being injured and screw with the BCCI?
No uh...
That wasn't a question! Your name might be Einstein but your a dumbass from the inside
Look, I've had enough of this crap, I don't need to take this!
Yes you do, calm down, you have been banned to play in any domestic competitions for the BCCI for 18 months
WHAT!!! Screw you!
Your anger doesn't help
I don't give a damn! I don't need the crappy BCCI, good bye, JACKASS


I walked out of the hall
What the hell did I just do? Did I seriously just- OH MY GOD!! My anger just took over me, 18 months?!?!?! I don't think I can ever play with the BCCI again, fudge my life, i'm screwed, finished over, I better tell Jimmy about this...

Hello
Jimmy! Are you happy now?
Einstein, what's up?
What do you mean, what's up? You stuffed up my life Jimmy!
I heard, how long?
How long?!?!?! I don't think I can ever play with em again!
Look Napoleon, you need a chill pill
No! You need to get out of the Managing business!
Don't worry, i'm your manager and i'll figure it all out
No you won't Jimmy! You're not my manager, you're fired!
Look, go home, take a chill, have a nice rest and we'll talk tomorrow
No you listen to me, You FIR--


That son of a!!! He hanged up on me! I'm finished, my life is over!

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Do the players really use this kind of language while talking or N.E. is one of a kind ?
 
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Hmmm... I smell I saw a movie called "VICTORY" in which Brett Lee acted. I guess its going something like that story here;).
Hope MaD haven't seen that movie;)
 
i doubt the BCCI people will call him a fag; as much as they would like to :p
he could always go and play county cricket...
 
Best episode ever! That was awesome, Napoleon finally grew some god damn balls.

fling the BCCI he don't need them, move to England and try to get citizenship, at least then he can play in the Ashes!

hMarka added 1 Minutes and 4 Seconds later...

Hmmm... I smell I saw a movie called "VICTORY" in which Brett Lee acted. I guess its going something like that story here;).
Hope MaD haven't seen that movie;)

Mad is not that awful a story writer, he will have something much more creative in mind.
 

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