PlanetCricket Limericks

[Varun]

Barmyarmy, you rule!:hpraise

 

[blake]

There once a lad known as hitty
Who thought that he was very pretty
He'd look at mirrors all day
And cry "everyone make way"
"I am handsome and noble and witty"

The best by far.

blake added 5 Minutes and 51 Seconds later...

There was once a young boy named Meet
Whose posts were oft incomplete
For a while all was jolly
But then along came Ollie
And said "These are all fooking sheet!"

 

[Dutch]

The best by far.

blake added 5 Minutes and 51 Seconds later...

There was once a young boy named Meet
Whose posts were oft incomplete
For a while all was jolly
But then along came Ollie
And said "These are all fooking sheet!"

Ha ha! Nice last line.....


Whilst reading the posts of dear Blake
One wonders how much one can take
Although very clever
They seem to get to the point never
Can't someone just ban him for everyones sake!!?

 

[blake]

From Holland came a fellow called Dutchad
Who loved running around scantily clad
He never was clothed
It was them that he loathed
And all the girls would whistle "Not bad!"

Nothing rhymes with Dutchad.

 

[pcfan123]

There once was a Texan you ken
Who would say others were attracted to men
He would engage in a fight
Be he wrong be he right
Despite his opponents being just ten

.

:laugh

Brilliant

 

[Highlander999]

Out west dwelt a fellow named Tom
In whose day all just seemed to go wrong
He got stopped by the police
Told his smoking must cease
And his girlfriends away with her thong

LOL, those were the days. Police, smoking and thongs How things have changed, now that's Colin's lifestyle

 

[pcfan123]

Overworking my brain to come up with something about Colin, I'll be back

 

[Dutch]

Barmyarmy is a decent enough lad
One of the best admins this place has had
But there can be no doubt
That he is losing his clout
'cos there still nothing from Codies, and thats bad!

This was my "Colin" effort for now...... Tom....Bomb....Somme...mmmmm

 

[Dr. Pepper]

PlanetCricket is a pretty nice place,
It's a shame that some of the members should be in the waste,
And while I write this sheet,
I can only think of Meet,
Who is the biggest waste of space.

It sucks I know but it was my first effort.

 

[blake]

There was once a fellow called Tom
Who thought himself a sex bomb
Then once came the day
Where he forgot his hairspray
So he cried on planetcricket.com

There was once a young boy who would cheer
"If you post your pic it will be clear"
His name was P Squared
Not that anybody cared
We all just thought he was queer

 

[riz7khan12]

There was once a young boy who would cheer
"If you post your pic it will be clear"
His name was P Squared
Not that anybody cared
We all just thought he was queer

this one is gold :laugh

 

[Dutch]

Its only funny when it subtle and isn't designed to really hurt someone....sorry Blake but the one about P Squared ain't funny in my book. Call me old fart but thats what I think....

 

[P Squared]

There was once a guy named Blake
Who ate nothing but cakes
One day he got on P Squared's temper
And he retaliated by painting Blakes face with distemper
Little did Blake know that he now was a big fat drake

 

[blake]

There was once a guy named Blake
Who ate nothing but cakes
One day he got on P Squared's temper
And he retaliated by painting Blakes face with distemper
Little did Blake know that he now was a big fat drake

LMAO... best limerick in this entire thread by far

P Squared :hpraise :hpraise

 

[Dutch]

There was once a guy named Blake
Who ate nothing but cakes
One day he got on P Squared's temper
And he retaliated by painting Blakes face with distemper
Little did Blake know that he now was a big fat drake

...although there is also an art to digging oneself a pretty big hole...