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missing the Ashes tonight but it's well worth it. Texas vs Texas A&M tonight and I've got fantastic seats.

Thanksgiving lunch - Texas game - last session of the Ashes watching at my friends massive lake house.

Best Thanksgiving ever
 
missing the Ashes tonight but it's well worth it. Texas vs Texas A&M tonight and I've got fantastic seats.

Thanksgiving lunch - Texas game - last session of the Ashes watching at my friends massive lake house.

Best Thanksgiving ever

Been up on a roof all day in wimbledon today, bloody freezing.

Worst day ever.
 
Haven't slept been asleep since 19:45 last night and have been at work for ten hours today. Absolutely knackered, now to sleep so I can watch the Ashes!
 
If you saw the women at these football games Colin you'd understand. Imagine 50000 college aged Texas women. Texans are mostly of German extraction, so blonde hair and blue eyes galore
 
I just googled Texan women:

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I shudder to think what would happen if I google English women.

College aged being the keyword.

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Exams over.

Hopefully, now I can relax and savour the Ashes as well as the upcoming India-New Zealand ODI series. Was completely detached from the world of cricket for the last couple of weeks.
 
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no improvement on the testicle front. struggling for time to get to the doctor's, may have to swerve uni off this afternoon. but it's getting worse and I don't fancy the bumpy busride there.

Maybe if I leave it so it hurts a real load I can get an ambulance there.
 
no improvement on the testicle front. struggling for time to get to the doctor's, may have to swerve uni off this afternoon. but it's getting worse and I don't fancy the bumpy busride there.

Maybe if I leave it so it hurts a real load I can get an ambulance there.

no appointments for my gp until monday... great. So I went to the walk in centre. Where I wait aroudn for ages for some to say she can't examine them, just take painkillers and make an appointment to see my gp.

made a facebook status saying "the walk-in centre is a joke" House mate chimes in with a comment of "some would say it's an absolute ball-ache"

I gave him 10 points. he earned them.
 
Testicle-related stories: A lad a few years below me at school went in for a hard tackle (hehe) and someone kneed him in the crotchal region, and one of his tenders swelled up. Apparently this:
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is the sort of scale they were working with. Penis-size jokes are not going reach him, so don't bother/feel free.
 

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