Random Thoughts

[Dipak]

The Japanese are always well prepared for disasters and their infrastructure is just excellent, that might have reduced the damage by a notable extent

 

[ZoraxDoom]

just typed out a long post about last night then misclicked and lost it so here we go again

had a chance with a girl far fitter than my par. she was actually fit. not "fit for ste like" but actually fit.

and i obv flapped it. partially because the reason I was out was my mate recently got dumped and he wanted to go on blag. so if I, with my track record. got off with this girl, who was unbelievable. it'd ruin him. partially as she was so fit i couldn't believe my luck.

basically the one time I actually thought "yeah I'm not turning her down. ever." I flap it. ah well. managed to give the girl who we have banned from out house a massive swerve. win one lose one.

quite funny that last bit actually. two housemates shook hands so I was instantly suspicious. then one goes to shake my hand and I know they are up to something. he goes "yeah you're my mate" so I shake his hand. then he goes "yeah you've just agreed to meet her" he wanted a wing man for the girl who is banned from out house's mate.

she came over. grabbed me, started trying to dance with me. i basically just ran away. not eve subtly. so the business with the fit girl is probably karma

Yea...and you're sure you aren't gay?

 

[ste_mc_efc]

yep.


worried i might be asexual though.

i don't have high standards lookswise, can't afford to. but personality and other factors makes the overall standards as difficult to achieve as a victory on takeshi's castle.

 

[pcfan123]

Standards lower as you get older. Best to give in and get a quality product now before you settle for an average one later

 

[ste_mc_efc]

doesn't really matter. I'm never getting into a relationship now, nor do I want to philander. so the field is pretty narrow

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Sky Breaking News.

The leaders of the Barcelona Around the World Yacht Race are to launch an official complaint, after being overtaken this morning by a Japanese Business Man on an Ironing Board.

 

[Themer]

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life. Just kept going on and on about a huge rave

 

[ste_mc_efc]

God has switched his simcity to difficult.

 

[Themer]

Watching the coverage of the Tsunami washing inland in Japan, only one thought keeps running through my head. "Come on all you whales and dolphins. You'll never get a better chance than this"

 

[Lee1981]

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life. Just kept going on and on about a huge rave

Ha ha, cruel but funny.

 

[King Pietersen]

We had some utter masturbator playing for us last year, demanded to open the batting "because I won't bowl".

Drinks (22 overs) came round, he was 4*.

That's nothing, dude in my team took 61 deliveries to get off the mark opening the batting last year. Think he ended up crawling to 8 from 90 odd balls before getting himself out. Class innings.

 

[Papa_Smurf]

That's nothing, dude in my team took 61 deliveries to get off the mark opening the batting last year. Think he ended up crawling to 8 from 90 odd balls before getting himself out. Class innings.

That is an impressive feat.

 

[Ollie_H]

Legend has it at my old school that in 1 game when the school was chasing down around 150 the opening batsman took 100 balls to get 2 runs.

 

[Papa_Smurf]

Legend has it at my old school that in 1 game when the school was chasing down around 150 the opening batsman took 100 balls to get 2 runs.

All the experts say that when chasing a low toatl, it's important to take it steady and not give your wicket away. Mission acomplished.

 

[barmyarmy]

That's nothing, dude in my team took 61 deliveries to get off the mark opening the batting last year. Think he ended up crawling to 8 from 90 odd balls before getting himself out. Class innings.

We just run people out who score slowly

 

[Manly]

I've never been accused of scoring slowly. Over at Sudbourne last game of the season it took me all of 2 balls to hit my first 6.