Random Thoughts

[pcfan123]

I love the Reddit AMAs. I've had questions answered by Aziz Ansari and Morgan Spurlock

 

[puddleduck]

Best question and answer was probably

"Molly how do you look younger now!"

"I drink the blood of Kristen Stewart."

heh

This is pretty funny - From here, there's a few of them that are amusing http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Ha...NQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1335440863&sr=8-1

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

 

[Dutch]

Reminds me of my favourite pair of underpants: written bodly across the front the legend...

"Warning, may contain nuts"

 

[Biggy]

Reminds me of my favourite pair of underpants: written bodly across the front the legend...

"Warning, may contain nuts"

Haha, my room mate has a pair of boxers with that written on it. I always ask him, 'so there's a possibility they don't contain nuts?'.

 

[barmyarmy]

I thought they usually said "traces of nuts".

 

[Dutch]

I thought they usually said "traces of nuts".

Or worse still: may contain fish extract!





(They apparently use fish offal to give white wine its clearness?.mmmmm)

 

[WubbaLubbaDubDub]

Woman Kills Man By Squeezing His Testicles

Ouch!!

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Happened to me once,

I didn't die though but went to see the gp about a week later when they were still swollen. He put me on two different type of pills.

fun times.

 

[Cricketdude]

Happened to me once,

I didn't die though but went to see the gp about a week later when they were still swollen. He put me on two different type of pills.

fun times.

 

[pcfan123]

lawl

am I the only one who find this picture funny?

 

[puddleduck]

If you go out in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home.

 

[Themer]

lawl

am I the only one who find this picture

No you're not. Putting a bear on a trampoline is bloody hilarious.

 

[pcfan123]

I have 2 weeks free in May.

San Francisco or NYC?

What do you guys think? I have friends who recently moved to both cities and it'll be a free place to stay.

I'm leaning towards San Fran, cause Reno/Tahoe is a 3 hour drive away and I've done NYC before

 

[puddleduck]

Come to Bristol, I'll put you up

 

[Dutch]

Come to Bristol, I'll put you up

Did you not get the bit about it being a pleasure trip???