Random Thoughts

[puddleduck]

Dreams Mark..

America makes dreams


and processed cheese. Lots of processed cheese

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Mind blowing video, haha.

I know! I literally haven't gone back. First couple of times you end up squidging the top a bit, but once you start to get used to it, it's just earth shattering

I barely know what to believe anymore. Except that I don't trust monkeys now. They're smarter than they seem

 

[Highlander999]

Whilst Mark might spend 8 hours a day on PC, 2 hours hunting "illegal aliens" and another 4 hours sleeping, this is what he does for the other 10

Promise Enforcers - Men Only! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

 

[1iram1]

Whilst Mark might spend 8 hours a day on PC, 2 hours hunting "illegal aliens" and another 4 hours sleeping, this is what he does for the other 10

Promise Enforcers - Men Only! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Didn't take long for me to get banned! It says I'm a confirmed enemy of God. Had good fun there (1 post).

 

[Papa_Smurf]

You do realize it's all satire?

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How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey - YouTube

This has just turned my life up-side down.

 

[Highlander999]

You do realize it's all satire?

Yeah, the first time I read it i was like no way are people this retarded...even in America so I wiki'd it and yeah saw that it is trolling to the highest extent lol

 

[MattW]

so I wiki'd it and yeah saw that it is trolling to the highest extent lol

Well if the bible is true, God far surpasses any human attempts at trolling.

 

[Dutch]

Well if the bible is true, God far surpasses any human attempts at trolling.

----, who blew my cover???

 

[puddleduck]

Thanks god for that. I read one post about beating wifes and was appalled. Some of it read like it as satire, but I wasn't sure

 

[Biggy]

Thanks god for that. I read one post about beating wifes and was appalled. Some of it read like it as satire, but I wasn't sure

Yeah they are very dedicated. Never seen anyone break character. You see people go on there and try fighting about the ridiculous things they are saying but they never break haha.

 

[puddleduck]

They seem to have a rather large knowledge of the appropriate scriptures though?

 

[Dutch]

Pissed myself at that forum: utter brilliance.

A small quote from the good Pastor on the depravity of doing it:

No, doing it is being a perverted, unrepentant sinner who is going to spend all eternity in hell being sodomized by a never ending conga line of demons.

 

[puddleduck]

Their smilies are pretty cool

 

[El Loco]

Soooo... Tulisa has been crowned as FHM's Sexiest Woman in the world... I wonder why

 

[puddleduck]

Hmm, terrible decision. I remember when that moniker used to mean something. Makes a mockery of the history and prestige in such an award.

Louise Nurding? Kelly Brook? Gillian Anderson? They'll be spinning in the graves of their careers...

 

[ste_mc_efc]

i'm more appalled at cher llyod making the list. let alone at number 25.

It lowered my opinion of mankind by roughly 14%.