Random Thoughts

Possibly next year will be time to go to England again, I want to coincide it with an Ashes year
 
I'd go to San Francisco. I have only been there once but I loved the atmosphere and the characteristics of the place. Flew over the Golden Gate Bridge in a small Cessna...
 
Boy got a pretty mouth.

Heh, I'm not going there again haha


I used to have a pretty mouth but then I saw a number in a Phonebox: "Let me sort your plumbing out for you!"
Well since then I have got this awful itch and.....reminds me of another good reason to go to San Francisco.....
 
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San Fran is pretty cool, I'm going there in June (going to NYC as well :))

If you've never been there before I'd say go there.
 
I might have already asked this here before... and no this isn't a metaphor or a euphemism or anything else :p

How do you peel a banana? Because, I literally never use the old way my parents taught me like the mugs they clearly were.
 
grab the base with a solid fist then peel it one sleeve at a time seductively with your teeth
 
Haha this literally blew my mind when I learnt it. Literally. It's the reason I now have around the clock care and a nurse mummy.

Anyway, it certainly made me think that if my parents had never taught me such a simple thing, then perhaps there are other things they might have got wrong? Like what the hell if there is no Father Christmas? And the Easter Bunny?!? I love chocolate.

Seriously, if you already know this, then you're already a smart monkey. The planet of the apes could happen, they're clearly smarter than my parents.

How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey - YouTube
 
Haha this literally blew my mind when I learnt it. Literally. It's the reason I now have around the clock care and a nurse mummy.

Anyway, it certainly made me think that if my parents had never taught me such a simple thing, then perhaps there are other things they might have got wrong? Like what the hell if there is no Father Christmas? And the Easter Bunny?!? I love chocolate.

Seriously, if you already know this, then you're already a smart monkey. The planet of the apes could happen, they're clearly smarter than my parents.

How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey - YouTube

Mind blowing video, haha.
 

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