You think you've got problems Mark. I had a bat come in through my bedroom window whilst I was asleep last night, wake me up and then when I turned the lights on scare the ████ out of me as it dive bombed me.
Have a phobia of birds which seems to stretch to bats as well. Shat myself literally, well nearly literally.
fried chicken your bat ███████, this is going to cost me 600 bucks which I was going to spend on a bad ass kayak
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actually speaking of bats, crazy story.
This fishing club I'm a member of had a night tournament last wednesday, some guy got his lure stuck on some moss (at least he thought) reeled it in and went to clear off the moss, turned out to be a bat stuck to the lure, it bit him on the finger. He took the hooked bat to the hospital and sure enough it was rabid. multiple injections in his finger tip and he has to go back a few times for more shots.
haha ok that made me smile, not laugh but a big ole goofy smile
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Police are about the most useless █████ in the world. Basically told me nothing they can do, if I ever set foot in that part of town again it will be with my .22 loaded with bean bag rounds.
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