Saddest Jokes Ever

[Shevchenko]

Me being sacked from Youthcluster

 

[nightprowler10]

What was the last thing that went through princess Diana's mind?
The windscreen.

Thats a horrible joke. Even more horrible is this joke:

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

I never liked the guy either, but thats just horrible.

 

[.::Stevo::.]

What was the last thing that went through princess Diana's mind?
The windscreen.

lol!!!, harsh but funny.....

 

[Gibbsrules]

That joke was just shocking!

Shocking and very sad,it's amazing how everyone always makes fun of the dead people.

 

[duffarama]

Me being sacked from Youthcluster

Now that was a very sad joke. Sorry Shev.

 

[Indiangod]

I think we should'ent make jokes of dead people, noone knows the horror she ( Diana) went through.......would you like it if someone found that your death was funny, or one of your loved ones?

 

[.::Stevo::.]

I think we should'ent make jokes of dead people, noone knows the horror she ( Diana) went through.......would you like it if someone found that your death was funny, or one of your loved ones?

Liten up. sheesh....

 

[tassietiger]

Let's not turn our sadness into anger. Let's keep it sad. Here's one (made up OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...SHEBAM)

Q: Why is grass green?
A: Because they lost so many seats at the State election that the Greens are going to focus on getting a good spot sitting on the grass. (Tasmanian joke, sorry everyone )

 

[M.Di Venuto]

lol now that was sad

 

[The Spin]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

"Robin, Get in the Batmobile!"

Also...

2 fat sausages sizzling in a pan, 1 says "Its hot in here" the other says "AAH, A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

 

[ZoraxDoom]

A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.

 

[embi]

LMAO Zorax, that wasn't sad, that was funny.

 

[Adarsh]

A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.

And the award for the oldest joke EVER, goes to....

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Really? I always thought of it to be kinda stupid...

 

[M.Di Venuto]

why did the girl fall off the swing?
someone threw a microwave at her