Saddest Jokes Ever

[duffarama]

Post in this thread the saddest jokes you have ever heard, seen or said.

Once of the worst jokes I made up was:

Did you know that fat people can do two chin-ups at a time?

 

[brad352]

Absolutely anything on this page:

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums...hid=9355&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending

 

[duffarama]

Now that's what I call funny! (not sad)

 

[Gibbsrules]

Any joke my Biology teacher makes should go in this thread,his jokes are the worst i've heard.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

What does a banana have that an apple doesn't?
A-peel

What makes it sadder is that an Apple does have a peel!!!

 

[Cricketman]

What does a banana have that an apple doesn't?
A-peel

What makes it sadder is that an Apple does have a peel!!!

lols that is so sad but so funny at the same time lol

 

[indiancricketer]

lols that is so sad but so funny at the same time lol

lol.... now thats what i call a sad joke

 

[Adarsh]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to go home.

Oh, and this has GOT to be up there with the best (or the worst).
http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/showthread.php?p=287284#post287284

 

[tassietiger]

Why did the boy cry?
Because he was dead.


You've got to admit, it is sad. The poor boy.

 

[Big_Boss]

Why did the boy cry?
Because he was dead.


You've got to admit, it is sad. The poor boy.

Indeed, A Sad Sad Joke

 

[.::Stevo::.]

Why did the toilet paper jump off the cliff?

To get to the 'bottom'

 

[india rock]

ha ha ha ha ha ha i couldn't stop laughing

 

[Adarsh]

ha ha ha ha ha ha i couldn't stop laughing

You are indeed sad. Very.

 

[Gibbsrules]

What was the last thing that went through princess Diana's mind?
The windscreen.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

That joke was just shocking!