Sardar Jokes

[kamrandahir]

Nurse to sardar: aap mujhse shaadi karoge? Sardar: nahi.Nurse:kyun? Sardar: shaadi ke baad me tumhe sister kahunga to log kya kahenge.

 

[Ritwik]

A sardar to his friend: 'Yesterday in the English assignment I was asked to write down the past-tense of "think". I thought and thought and thought, and finally wrote "thunk"'

 

[kamrandahir]

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?







Who is the father of second !

 

[Ahmad94]

LOL. Finally some decent jokes

 

[sami ullah khan]

I hope Mark does not get the sniff of this thread

 

[pcfan123]

I find this racist and offensive.

 

[sami ullah khan]

Unfortunately sardars in India and Pathans in Pakistan are stereotyped a lot. Nearly every joke here starts with "Once there was pathan"

 

[Ahmad94]

BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

 

[pcfan123]

racist

 

[Gurjot95]

Racist much people? Even in this generation.

Wow, just wow. People are so narrow minded even now. You do realize you are making fun on a religion which certainly doesn't belong in this society. Shame on you!

 

[pcfan123]

Indians are so racist.

 

[Gurjot95]

Indians are so racist.

An american saying that, Irony?

 

[Gurjot95]

Whenever I see racist and American in the same sentence. I just think about people making fun of Black people. Obviously I got no idea of how the situation is now there since I don't live there. No offence btw.

 

[Villain]

Indians are so racist.

 

[thedon5]

This thread is amazing.

Fenil should post his amazing stuff here instead of the other thread too to keep all the awesomeness in one thread.