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andrew_nixon said:Simple really. The one thing that precludes ghosts existing is the fact that the people are dead.
LOL - how incredibly blunt
andrew_nixon said:Simple really. The one thing that precludes ghosts existing is the fact that the people are dead.
Adarsh said:There was a true story which was similar to this I think. I read it some where. Well, actually there are many stories regarding strange attic noises. That sort of inspired me!
Not the best, I know.We all know why we are here, gentlemen. This case has been a grave concern to a large number of people; not only to the locality but to every single person who cares about the value of life.
The guardians of the young victim - Mr and Mrs Flanders, are devastated. Therefore, they?ve decided to hire us- the finest, most reliable and efficient detectives in England. They have faith in our efficiency and we must not let them down. We must not let the killer escape as that would be a grave miscarriage of justice.
This is the crime scene. The victim?s been butchered. The floor is smeared with blood. There is no wonder that large amount of blood has been lost given the fact that the only remains are a head and what looks like the remains of two hands. I have never seen anything like this before and I doubt any of you have. If you examine the victim closely you will notice the teeth marks just above the wrist. The criminal is a menace to the public.
There is a broken window here, which leads to the neighbour?s house. The obvious suspects are the neighbours. The suspect has previously shown malicious interest in the victim. The footprints on the floor lead straight to neighbour?s house. Furthermore, I think that the forensic department will confirm that hair found here will match with the suspect.
Given the evidence, I think it is safe to conclude that Timothy Jones, the feline is guilty of murdering Jim the hamster
andrew_nixon said:Sachin, the forum rules say that you have to follow the instructions of moderators. I have asked you to post in clear and understandable English (without abbreviations) for the benefit of all forum members, many of whom may not be able to understand what you write, due to it being an illiterate mess. So please, cut the abbreviations.
And if you're going to claim that your stories are true, and provide no evidence to back that claim up, I am justified in saying that you are a liar.
Adarsh said:What follows happened about four years ago in an old mill house in Leeds, England. My friend Matt and his family had just moved into the house. One night, Matt was sitting on the couch, which was near the door to the attic. Suddenly, Matt heard a loud noise like paint cans falling down the attic stairs. Then he felt like someone was standing right over him. He whirled his fist around as if to punch someone, but there was no one there. He didn't tell me about this at the time. One day his mother asked him if anything strange had ever happened to him in the house. He told her the story, and she said that the exact same thing had happened to her. Matt would often hear sounds like walking around and doorknobs turning all through the night. It scared him so much that he slept with a knife under his bed.
When Matt married, his parents moved to Bristol and he and his wife moved into the house. Matt still had not told his wife about his experiences, so she was completely unaware of anything that had happened. Shortly after they moved in, she became pregnant. She was sick most of the time and she was alone in the house while Matt was at work. She would hear creaking sounds in the house, but She thought it was just "old house" sounds. Then one day she was sitting in the living room on the same couch mentioned earlier. She clearly heard someone walking down the hall. She got up, thinking Matt had come home early. There was no one there. She went into the kitchen and began cleaning and turned on the radio so she couldn't hear it anymore. She kept hearing things more and more, especially at night. Even when she would be in the shower, she would hear what sounded like a faint knock on the bathroom door, and often it seemed the doorknob would try to turn.
One day she was in the hallway about to call Matt because she had a really strong, strange feeling. She was going to ask him for us to stay somewhere else. She picked up the phone. There was no dial tone. Then it sounded as if there were someone running in the attic right above me - very loud and very clear. She grabbed the phone and ran out the door. The phone worked outside. She could not get in touch with Matt. She stayed outside for several hours waiting for him to come home. As soon as he got home, she told him what had happened. Then he told her about his experiences. When they went back in the house, everything was quiet. They didn't hear anything, so they decided to stay in the house that night. But that night it started again, very quietly at first. It would be so quiet that when they turned on the air conditioner they couldn't hear anything. Just as they had almost fallen asleep, right on top of their bedroom, it sounded just like a pyramid of paint cans had fallen right on top of them. Both of them jumped out of the bed and ran into the kitchen. Then Matt went up to the attic and opened the door. To his surprise, it was.......
THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
Yeah you do know the story was supposed to be fake.Sachin_007 said:Nice story...i almost believe it on the beginning of the story... but in the end it was funny A INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN... :rtfl :laugh LOL there are no such a thing as a Unicorn...only the small children believe in the Unicorns...especially the girls....Great Story though...
Adarsh said:What follows happened about four years ago in an old mill house in Leeds, England. My friend Matt and his family had just moved into the house. One night, Matt was sitting on the couch, which was near the door to the attic. Suddenly, Matt heard a loud noise like paint cans falling down the attic stairs. Then he felt like someone was standing right over him. He whirled his fist around as if to punch someone, but there was no one there. He didn't tell me about this at the time. One day his mother asked him if anything strange had ever happened to him in the house. He told her the story, and she said that the exact same thing had happened to her. Matt would often hear sounds like walking around and doorknobs turning all through the night. It scared him so much that he slept with a knife under his bed.
When Matt married, his parents moved to Bristol and he and his wife moved into the house. Matt still had not told his wife about his experiences, so she was completely unaware of anything that had happened. Shortly after they moved in, she became pregnant. She was sick most of the time and she was alone in the house while Matt was at work. She would hear creaking sounds in the house, but She thought it was just "old house" sounds. Then one day she was sitting in the living room on the same couch mentioned earlier. She clearly heard someone walking down the hall. She got up, thinking Matt had come home early. There was no one there. She went into the kitchen and began cleaning and turned on the radio so she couldn't hear it anymore. She kept hearing things more and more, especially at night. Even when she would be in the shower, she would hear what sounded like a faint knock on the bathroom door, and often it seemed the doorknob would try to turn.
One day she was in the hallway about to call Matt because she had a really strong, strange feeling. She was going to ask him for us to stay somewhere else. She picked up the phone. There was no dial tone. Then it sounded as if there were someone running in the attic right above me - very loud and very clear. She grabbed the phone and ran out the door. The phone worked outside. She could not get in touch with Matt. She stayed outside for several hours waiting for him to come home. As soon as he got home, she told him what had happened. Then he told her about his experiences. When they went back in the house, everything was quiet. They didn't hear anything, so they decided to stay in the house that night. But that night it started again, very quietly at first. It would be so quiet that when they turned on the air conditioner they couldn't hear anything. Just as they had almost fallen asleep, right on top of their bedroom, it sounded just like a pyramid of paint cans had fallen right on top of them. Both of them jumped out of the bed and ran into the kitchen. Then Matt went up to the attic and opened the door. To his surprise, it was.......
THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
I have requested you to post in clear and understandable English. I need not provide any link.Sachin_007 said:OK...man i won't type in abbreviations...but can you send me a link that talks about no abbreviations in this forum
In the absence of any evidence, I am justified in calling you a liar, as you are making outlandish claims.Sachin_007 said:but think, why would i lie to you guys...i mean i don't have any enemy in this forum.
I tell you what is funny. You find it funny when people believe in Unicorns, but get annoyed when people find it funny when you believe in ghosts, which are an equally un-real phenomana.Sachin_007 said:LOL there are no such a thing as a Unicorn...only the small children believe in the Unicorns...especially the girls....Great Story though...