Shev-The Self Proclaimed King of comedy

Is Shev the King of Comedy on Planet

  • Yes he is

    Votes: 12 28.6%

  • No he stinks

    Votes: 30 71.4%
  • Total voters
    42
Shevchenko said:
she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"
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:laugh :laugh :laugh :clap :clap :hpraise :cheers
Haha that made me laugh my head off ! :D
 
Please bare with me! my new work is out

Songs done by Shev! just the lyrics maybe I must sing it and post it here?

anyways here it is!

1.American Idiot=My boss is an idiot

My boss is such an idiot
He doesn't give me a raise when I need it

This must be my new detention
My boss is putting my on retrenchment
For what I have done!
Hey boss! I dont even like your wife and your daughter
Fire me! Why Should I even bother
For what I have done

My boss is so stingy overall!
Thats why all the workers call him an asshole

Hey boss! All I wanted was a raise
not to have holiday at your place
is that so much?
Hey boss! I dont even like your wife and your daughter
Fire me! Why should I even bother
give me a raise
is that so much?

give me that raise!!!!!!! BOSS

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second song :Your Horrible!

My life is brilliant
My love is pure
I saw a pig, of that im sure
she smiled at me on the subway
she was with another man who was gay
But now I think I wont sleep at all
Becuase she was terribly horrible

Your Horrible
Your Terrible

I saw your face in a crowded place
and it had zits on every space

Your Horrible
Your Terrible
Your Horrible
its true

But I cant escape the truth
you probaly looked ten times worse in your youth!


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Now what in the world was that supposed to be ?? :eek:
 
Shevchenko said:
Please bare with me! my new work is out

Songs done by Shev! just the lyrics maybe I must sing it and post it here?

anyways here it is!

1.American Idiot=My boss is an idiot

My boss is such an idiot
He doesn't give me a raise when I need it

This must be my new detention
My boss is putting my on retrenchment
For what I have done!
Hey boss! I dont even like your wife and your daughter
Fire me! Why Should I even bother
For what I have done

My boss is so stingy overall!
Thats why all the workers call him an asshole

Hey boss! All I wanted was a raise
not to have holiday at your place
is that so much?
Hey boss! I dont even like your wife and your daughter
Fire me! Why should I even bother
give me a raise
is that so much?

give me that raise!!!!!!! BOSS

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
second song :Your Horrible!

My life is brilliant
My love is pure
I saw a pig, of that im sure
she smiled at me on the subway
she was with another man who was gay
But now I think I wont sleep at all
Becuase she was terribly horrible

Your Horrible
Your Terrible

I saw your face in a crowded place
and it had zits on every space

Your Horrible
Your Terrible
Your Horrible
its true

But I cant escape the truth
you probaly looked ten times worse in your youth!


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:D well done shev. Love how you take your time to make up jokes and then release them to the public :hpraise
 
I know im been judged right here! some of you hate my work, the others love it! at least I know that Im coming up with these stuff on my own! and I will take the hit if you guys dont like it, then I now what I must Work on
 
We are in Melbourne today visiting the two neighbours, George and George, so there's George sitting on the porch with George at George's house drinking Jack Daniels

George:George
George:Yes, George
George:Ive got tickets to the Australian cricket match at the SCG
George:Nice for you
George:Its on a saterday
George:You gonna stay afterwards for the party?
George:Ja George im gonna stay there untill monday
George:So tell me George, if I go to your house, make love to your wife and make her pregnant on saterday while you gone, would that make us family?
George:No I dont think so George!, but it would make us even!!!!!!!
 
Shevchenko said:
We are in Melbourne today visiting the two neighbours, George and George, so there's George sitting on the porch with George at George's house drinking Jack Daniels

George:George
George:Yes, George
George:Ive got tickets to the Australian cricket match at the SCG
George:Nice for you
George:Its on a saterday
George:You gonna stay afterwards for the party?
George:Ja George im gonna stay there untill monday
George:So tell me George, if I go to your house, make love to your wife and make her pregnant on saterday while you gone, would that make us family?
George:No I dont think so George!, but it would make us even!!!!!!!
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:clap Thats my daily laugh :)
 
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