Sleep-Talking

[Manly]

What's the wierdest thing you've ever said/heard someone say while asleep?
I'll start the ball rolling with these:
One time I was round a mates house, and everyone had crashed apart from me and my best friend (we had decided we weren't gonna sleep that night for some reason) were chatting at about half four in the morning, when one guy just started saying: "Oh god NO!!!! NO!!!! (Screaming at this point) NOT THE SNOW!!!!!" and laid back down. Wierd as sin.

And apparently I have conversations with myself in my sleep, but I had a chat with my mum once. She told me about this the next morning but the convo went something along the lines of:
Mum: You asleep?
Me: Yeah
Mum: Ok night night.
Me: Mum? How many flannels have we got?
Mum: Why? Is it important?
Me: Yeah, count them for me. NOW! (apparently I was getting quite agitated already)
Mum: *Counts them* 14.
Me: OK thanks. I tell you what, that EastEnders is a bit unrealistic isn't it?
Mum: Night night Ben.

Didn't wake up at all.
Talk some sense though. (RE: EastEnders)

Any crazy sleeptalking?

 

[Simbazz]

My gf once had a really good convo with me. She'd fallen asleep during the day and i'd come in from training and walked into the bedroom and she'd had a full convo about going to a mates 18th that night. It was slightly scratchy but me being me didn't turn round until half way through at which point saw she was asleep.

Now that was wierd, apart from that i dunno, apperently i talk in my sleep about random things, specially the topical stuff, i've apperently gone through the ritual of shouting for a run and what not.

Oh how funny it is.

I sleep walk mainly. Somehow always to the sofa.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Me and my sister had a conversation when we were both asleep at Centre Parcs once. I've also shouted "You Bas****" to my Dad in my sleep. Both of which I had no idea about!

 

[Gilly Fan]

I sleep mumble. I just mumble in my sleep. But mum has said that I've sleep talked. Just shouting mum over and over again.

 

[sohum]

My roommate does this a lot. One day he mumbled, "And then the cat jumped out of the pool."

 

[Highlander999]

I was at the Newcastle Uni Open Day and I went to visit St James :happy Now if you have been there you will know that there are massive spikes on the edge to stop fans climbing on top of things. During that night I started screaming f*** f*** help me as I thought a massive spike had impaled me. The hotel reception phoned up and woke me up and they said they had heard screaming. I said it must have been next door.

I've also thought I was in a POW camp once and started trying to escape out of my room, knocking over lamps and ripping of the curtains. And was trying to open the window when my mum walked in.

I'm a very agressive sleeper

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Haha I apparently talk in my sleep, but all I do is mumble so it makes no sense. But it does happen every night.

I have sleep walked, but not anymore. I think...

 

[manee]

My brother has recorded me sleep talking a few times, my classics are:

"1212121, apparently, it happened"

"Leaping off the tape, leaping off the tape, the people in the video are leaping off the tape...Leaping off the tape innit."

 

[Kiko_97]

havent done it i snore apparently

 

[Will_NA]

God, you people are scary...

 

[mattfb]

I used to sleep walk. Only when I ate cheese before I went to bed though...

 

[punterpupnroy]

i mumble. but once sleep walked. i had chocolate before bed couldn't get to sleep but when i did i fell off my bed and apparently got back in without me even knowing,

 

[Cricketdude]

I had a sleep over with a friend and he was saying something about a castle:laugh

 

[Gilly Fan]

I used to sleep walk. Only when I ate cheese before I went to bed though...

Lol, okay. :confused:

 

[Cricketdude]

Imagine if you sleeped sexed and you were doing it with someone like your brother lol. Sorry bad thought