The Downright Donkeys 06/07 Team Thread

[barmyarmy]

We could use a good strike bowler

What about the bad ones we currently have?

 

[GrayNicolls]

Cool so am I a downright donkey now?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

You sure are, although we aren't sure if you made the team yet.

 

[GrayNicolls]

Oh ok.

Do I have to answer any questions? e.g bowling style

 

[GrayNicolls]

Does anyone post in this thread for this team? As the Melbourne Bitter's star player could miss start of season one has the same amount of pages as ours. Come on lads, Let's show some commitment!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

We have an offsite forum. You will find out about it once you become an 'official' member (IE, Throw away atleast 3 matches)

 

[GrayNicolls]

Yeah, but do I need to say what I bowl and what style batting I am.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Go ahead, it isn't like it makes a difference...

 

[GrayNicolls]

Why doesn't it make a diference? You are meant to know about players stats for a sim.

 

[brad352]

Does anyone post in this thread for this team? As the Melbourne Bitter's star player could miss start of season one has the same amount of pages as ours. Come on lads, Let's show some commitment!

Well that guy's an awesome player, I'd be worried about him too

 

[GrayNicolls]

Well that guy's an awesome player, I'd be worried about him too

Nah. I heard he was pretty bad.

 

[brad352]

Nah. I heard he was pretty bad.

Another one succumbs to the Donkeys' brainwashing :o

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Why doesn't it make a diference? You are meant to know about players stats for a sim.

If you can bowl long hops and fulltosses, get out without scoring a run, drop the easiest of catches, and enjoy the good life and the world of match-fixing, you are in.

 

[GrayNicolls]

Yeah sure. I bowl rubbish full tosses. And I am short and I try to bowl bouncers so that they pitch up perfectly for the batsman to smash to the boundary. So am I in?

 

[barmyarmy]

If you can bowl long hops and fulltosses, get out without scoring a run, drop the easiest of catches, and enjoy the good life and the world of match-fixing, you are in.

Don't forget use up deliveries by blocking it out in OD cricket and plenty of wides and no balls at crucial moments.

As for that Brad guy, Donkeys have got true grit and down-to-earthness. None of these poncy, footballer's wives, "my wallet is larger than my..." Bitters. :happy