The Downright Donkeys 06/07 Team Thread

[Skater]

I am a Melbourne Bitters players now. At first I was turned down by them, in which case I came here, but they replied and sorted me out.

 

[GrayNicolls]

I am a Melbourne Bitters players now. At first I was turned down by them, in which case I came here, but they replied and sorted me out.

Damn you joining the scummy...I mean Well Done and good luck for the future as a bitter.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Would you guys mind if I made a fictional player to hold the 15th spot till someone signs up?

Ryan Crouch
Allrounder
LM bowler
LH bat
Destructive

The legend himself

 

[embi]

Would you guys mind if I made a fictional player to hold the 15th spot till someone signs up?

Ryan Crouch
Allrounder
LM bowler
LH bat
Destructive

The legend himself

I look forward to smacking him around, Zorax

 

[tassietiger]

Would you guys mind if I made a fictional player to hold the 15th spot till someone signs up?

Ryan Crouch
Allrounder
LM bowler
LH bat
Destructive

The legend himself

Go for it. Doesn't mean he can play though

 

[smssia0112]

but arent we paying him more? hes getting it all at the bits

Shhh! They only play for money, when they find out that we are actually making more than them, they will have nothing to play for! Well I'm off to my Toorak Mansion and (Literal) Trophy Wife.

 

[tassietiger]

Shhh! They only play for money, when they find out that we are actually making more than them, they will have nothing to play for! Well I'm off to my Toorak Mansion and (Literal) Trophy Wife.

Literal Trophy Wife, meaning she hides away from you in some cabinet somewhere, getting dusty.

 

[pal]

Our bowlers are doing pretty well, but the batsmen are letting us down almost every game.

 

[tassietiger]

Our bowlers are doing pretty well, but the batsmen are letting us down almost every game.

Don't look at me, I'm not a batsma...damn, that's right.

 

[barmyarmy]

Our bowlers are doing pretty well, but the batsmen are letting us down almost every game.

Then why are they earning twice as much as the bowlers? I'm going on strike if this isn't sorted out. No wickets and loads of half-volleys and long hops... Oh wait, no-one will notice...

 

[tassietiger]

Then why are they earning twice as much as the bowlers? I'm going on strike if this isn't sorted out. No wickets and loads of half-volleys and long hops... Oh wait, no-one will notice...

You'll learn that you have to train hard to be able to throw games and go on strikes. Nobody believes you when you can't get any worse

 

[Jaztheman]

can i join up please lads?

Name: Jaztheman
Batting Hand: RHB
Bowling Type: Fast
Player Type: All rounded batsman

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Sure

 

[Jaztheman]

haha i am awsome lol

 

[mattfb]

Can i join?

Feeling Blue?
RHB
RMF
Bowling allrounder