The Downright Donkeys Official Thread

[tassietiger]

This is the thread of the Downright Donkeys, the team which understands that winning isn't everything, as we like to gain the bonus point as well.

To all of the people that have signed up to this great club, welcome, and may your career be long and prosperous. To all of the people that haven't, please leave the thread before I unchain the dogs.

According to the other threads, this is where I post the team lists, and also post any news on stuff and yeah so that is it so take that yeah that's right okay yeah think it's like yeah time to stop this so now I will.

 

[Bilal91]

hehehe...

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I like this club.
I see you need players, well I'll guess you'll wanna bid on me

 

[tassietiger]

Unless you've already gone to a club Zorax, you could get into this club. Don't think you quite understand how this club works though. You should be paying me for the privelege to join this club. Not the other way around.

1. tassietiger (Pure Batsman, RHB - team balance can go screw itself)
2. indiancricketer (All-Rounder, LHB, RF)
3. Gilchrist (Wicketkeeper, RHB)
4. ZoraxDoom (Bowling All-Rounder, RHB, Medium)
5. Steve Moore (Bowling All-Rounder, LHB, Left Arm Spin)
6. Drewska (Bowling All-Rounder, RHB, Right Arm Leg Spin)
7. lazy_chesnut (Wicketkeeper, RHB)
8. barmyarmy (Pure Bowler, RHB, Right Arm Fast)
9. Burma's Finest (Pure Bowler, RHB, Right Arm Fast)
10. WCC_Bowler (Pure Batsman, RHB, Right Arm Medium Fast)
11. David Ager (Batting All-Rounder, RHB, Right Arm Fast Medium)
12. Dhruv Deepak (Batting All-Rounder, RHB, Right Arm Fast)
13. Cheeze (Pure Batsman, RHB)
14. Jimbob (Pure Bowler, RHB, Right Arm Leg Spin)
15. Eddie (Pure Bowler, RHB, Right Arm Fast)

 

[aussie1st]

Love the funny pic of the donkey

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I'll trade you a kunuckle sandwhich to join. What? Its a deal? Okay!
*Punches Tassie*
I'm in

Bowling Allrounder
RHB
Medium Pacer

Can stonewall, bowl spin, or even keep wickets part time if required

 

[tassietiger]

I'll trade you a kunuckle sandwhich to join. What? Its a deal? Okay!
*Punches Tassie*
I'm in

Bowling Allrounder
RHB
Medium Pacer

Can stonewall, bowl spin, or even keep wickets part time if required

Most managers wouldn't let you in if you punched them. Luckily I'm a tough cookie and didn't feel a thing. You're in. 2/15 players, we're well on our way now

 

[tassietiger]

Downright Donkeys unveil sponsors
by the manager of the Downright Donkeys (shame we don't have press, hey?)

The Downright Donkeys have latched on to three sponsors for the first season of the PlanetCricket CricSim League Thingy Association Organisation Or Something.

1. Kool Mints. They'll be there to get us a bit of reverse swing throughout the season, and why wouldn't we be interested in letting them give us free lollies. All they wanted is to get a logo on our shirt and to hear us say that they taste better than Minties.

2. Advanced Hair Studios. Will definitely help us when the pitch is looking a bit sparse on top. We gave them a logo on the front of each players' **** and also a packet of Redskins.

3. God. His representative, Jesus, came down and negotiated with us the other day and, trust us, rain will come at convenient times for the Downright Donkeys. All they wanted was a logo on the back of each players' shirt.

The official unveiling of the team shirts happened on the same day, coincidentally, professional model Tassietiger showing off his shirt in the below picture.

 

[Karachi Xpress]

Great work buddy!!!!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

LOL!! :rtfl

I love them sponsors!

 

[Bala]

Classic! Tassie Tiger strikes again! Bloody Brilliant.

 

[Cricketman]

Lol, this is classic. Too bad it won't last as the Indian Worriors are going to kick yo' donkey butts when we play :cool:

 

[tassietiger]

Kick an ass' ass?

 

[smssia0112]

Kick an ass' ass?

You're gonna need some more players if you want to challenge anyone.
Go the Victoria/Melbourne Bitters

 

[tassietiger]

You're gonna need some more players if you want to challenge anyone.
Go the Victoria/Melbourne Bitters

Well we have Gilchrist in our team now so you be quiet or change your sig now