The Downright Donkeys Official Thread

[brad352]

I'm going to spread the love and join this team to stop brad and squiz from cheating!!!

RHB
Bowler (tall)
Right arm fast (seamer)
batting: think Devon Malcolm only worse

Stop the cheating? You mean spread the cheating equally over two teams of course

 

[lazy_chesnut]

Erm, not quite sure what's going on in here, but....

I am a wicket keeper. I am probably better than Geraint Jones but that's not saying much.

I am an opening batsman. I am better than Michael Vaughan at opening but that's not saying much.

I can't bowl. I am better than Paul Collingwood but that's not saying much.

I bat right handed.

I am lanky.

Have I done everything I need to do in order to do whatever it is I'm signing up to do?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Yay. 2 more, we have 8/15. Shouldn't be too long till we get to kick everyone's elses butts.

 

[Eddie]

Ok , i'm up for this (just got PM'd by Colin)

I'm kinda a "jack of all trades" cricketer.

I Bowl fast, but not accurately ( quite tall 6'4")
I Bat middle-lower order (like smacking straight sixes off spinners)

 

[ZoraxDoom]

So, you wanna be a:

Pure Batsman: (Batting Acg. 55)
Batting Allrounder: (Batting Avg. 45, Bowling Avg. 45)
Pure Allrounder: (Batting Average 30, Bowling Average 30)
Bowling Allrounder: (Batting Avg. 25, Bowling Average 25)
Pure Bowler: (Bowling Avg. 15)

 

[Eddie]

Probly slightly a bowling allrounder.

 

[Burma's Finest]

I thought I'd have some fun with your kit as it made me laugh. Guess I'll join too if you need more players. What do I need to do?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

What do I need to do?

Simple. Tell us whether you are lefty/rightie and what you bowl.

Oh, you also have to tell us whether you are a:
Pure Batsman: (Batting Acg. 55)
Batting Allrounder: (Batting Avg. 45, Bowling Avg. 45)
Pure Allrounder: (Batting Average 30, Bowling Average 30)
Bowling Allrounder: (Batting Avg. 25, Bowling Average 25)
Pure Bowler: (Bowling Avg. 15)

 

[indiancricketer]

Well i have made my DECISion and im gonna Join The DOWNRIGHT DONKEYS for the NACHO'S lol.... also i do not beleive in christainty but jesus does mean to me but jesus on a kit? could we kinda change that... i dont have an objection but some people might not want to join because of thier religion... Not that i have anything agianst it

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Don't worry, the kit aint anything important.

However, how can you not join when we have Jesus? We are almost guaranteed a win, or rain while he is asleep

 

[indiancricketer]

Don't worry, the kit aint anything important.

However, how can you not join when we have Jesus? We are almost guaranteed a win, or rain while he is asleep

lol lol ok well im on your team GO DOWN RIGHT DONKEYS

 

[Burma's Finest]

Simple. Tell us whether you are lefty/rightie and what you bowl.

Oh, you also have to tell us whether you are a:
Pure Batsman: (Batting Acg. 55)
Batting Allrounder: (Batting Avg. 45, Bowling Avg. 45)
Pure Allrounder: (Batting Average 30, Bowling Average 30)
Bowling Allrounder: (Batting Avg. 25, Bowling Average 25)
Pure Bowler: (Bowling Avg. 15)

Right-handed bat (very aggressive)
Guess I'll be a pure bowler - Right arm Fast (I'm 6'4" after all)

 

[indiancricketer]

Right-handed bat (very aggressive)
Guess I'll be a pure bowler - Right arm Fast (I'm 6'4" after all)

welcome aboard

 

[barmyarmy]

Me and BF opening the bowling together. The two quicks

 

[WCC_bowler]

I'll join the comedy team @ Shrek's Swamp LOL! along with a fellow Evertonian ,
I am a bowler really but I'll be a Batsman for this Story

Right Hand Bat,
Pure Batsman(Opener, Trescothick-like (DD's version) but right handed)
Bowling: Right Arm Medium Fast

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