Downright Donkeys 2007/2008 Team Discussion Thread

[Therbs]

Are we Donkeys or are we Donkeys? Just askin', is all.

 

[Cricketman]

So here's our base squad -

Player: Cricketman
Bat: LHB
Bowl: RF
Playing Role: Pure Bat

Player: tassietiger
Bat: RHB
Bowl: Pies
Playing Role: Pure batsman


Player: Leicester Fox
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RM
Playing Role: Pure batsman

Player: Zoraxdoom
Bat: RHB
Bowl: LBG
Playing Role: All-rounder

Player: Giggity Giggity
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RM
Playing Role: Pure batsman

Player: Pal
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RF
Playing Role: Pure bowler


Name: skateboarder
Preference: Pure all-rounder
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RFM

Name: iloveireland
Preference: Pure Bowler
Batting: RHB
Bowling: SLA

Name: Therbs
Preference: Pure Bowler
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RF

Name: KBChandraw
Preference: Pure Bat
Batting: RHB
Bowling: Leggies

We're the worst hit by leavers for sure.

Also, i've changed some playing roles around, I hope the people affected don't mind.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I want to be a Bowling Allrounder. Makes my batting average lower. Don't want anymore centuries, my bookies will kill me. Literally.

 

[Therbs]

We're the worst hit by leavers for sure.

Also, i've changed some playing roles around, I hope the people affected don't mind.

Now I get it. I jumped into the list lodgement thread and wondered what was happening. That's fine. I'll be a cracking fast bowler. Mind you, that will probably make even more thirsty.

 

[KBC]

I thought i was and i am an All-Rounder, :what?..

 

[SciD]

Bye Bye Guys.

Dont forget to send me my bonus payments of matches I fixed last season.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Bye Bye Guys.

Dont forget to send me my bonus payments of matches I fixed last season.

Umm...yea, about that. We never signed you up. We saw you in the nets at the start of the season, and you were so terrible at full throttle that throughout the season we thought you were doing your best. The bookies were with us, and while they appreciated your crappiness, they couldn't afford to sgin up someone who wasn't actually holding back.

Oh well, good luck at IW!

 

[Therbs]

Bye Bye Guys.

Dont forget to send me my bonus payments of matches I fixed last season.

Match fixing? The Donkeys? A ludicrous suggestion. Now go and enjoy yourself at your new home. As for payments, you didn't read the contract adjunct slipped in the other night and I quote:
"scion_sid agrees that
(i) all payments, remunerations and associated monies due in full or in part will be relinquished upon joining another club.
(ii) upon leaving The Downright Donkeys the player will, in full, buy drinks for the remaining members of the playing roster
(iii)Therbs is a top bloke
(iv) all rights to the club yacht, bar and jelly wrestling arena will be relinquished upon termination of the contract."

Yours in farewellness

Therbs

 

[Manly]

Have I been released, then?

 

[Cricketman]

You're with the Donkey's.

Read the squad posted in the lodgements thread, I made some last minute editions there and I cba to go back and edit it here too.

KBC, i've changed some attributes around for the team's sake.

Cricketman added 11 Minutes and 59 Seconds later...

Player: Cricketman
Bat: LHB
Bowl: RF
Playing Role: Pure Bat

Player: tassietiger
Bat: RHB
Bowl: Pies
Playing Role: Wicket Keeper


Player: Leicester Fox
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RM
Playing Role: Pure batsman

Player: Zoraxdoom
Bat: RHB
Bowl: LBG
Playing Role: Bowling - allrounder

Player: Giggity Giggity
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RM
Playing Role: Pure batsman

Player: Pal
Bat: RHB
Bowl: RF
Playing Role: Pure bowler


Name: skateboarder
Preference: Pure all-rounder
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RFM

Name: iloveireland
Preference: Pure Bat
Batting: RHB
Bowling: SLA

Name: Therbs
Preference: Pure Bowler
Batting: RHB
Bowling: RF

Name: KBChandraw
Preference: Pure Bat
Batting: RHB
Bowling: Leggies

Player: Whitehornmatt
Preference: Pure Bowl
Batting: RHB 
Bowling: RF

Mankey28
Pure Bat
RH
Leggies

Here's the new (current and up to date) squad for you all.

We have 6 pure batsman (7 including the keeper), 3 Pure bowlers, 1 pure allrounder, and a bowling allrounder.

We plan on picking Panda (Pure Bowl), Black Magic (Pure Bowl), and another pure bowl, preferably a spinner.

Thoughts?

 

[smssia0112]

It's your moment to shine now!

 

[Cricketman]

Welcome Panda!

 

[Panda]

Cheers guys, since I came to the site I have always wanted to be a Donkey.

Like I said, I will cut down to two beers a night (Except after training on Tuesdays and Thursday, and on Friday and Saturday Nights. Oh and except for sunday when we have our recovery session)

I am looking forward to a good debut season. Now Therbs, where is Bronnie the Beer Babe? My shoulder is a bit tight.. I need a rub down.

 

[Cricketman]

Welcome Spinsky!

 

[Therbs]

Welcome Spinksy.
Welcome Panda. Ha, you made it. Now for starters not even a hint of beer limits, although you did give yourself some good exceptions there. Bronnie the Beer Babe is undergoing a religious transformation. She's now a follower of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (google it, its brilliant). Neck rubs from Bronnie are out but I'm sure one of the relaxation assistants will help out down on the yacht.