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dean_mag
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Any more jokes???
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Jobe_Watson
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Yesterday....my friend got a really strong addesive and put it at the bottom of a $2 coin and stuck the coin on a busy road.
Got a good laugh from everyone who tried to pick up the coin
Got a good laugh from everyone who tried to pick up the coin
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ricky123
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B) in india even beggers dont care for the coin,
when i was a kid ,me and my friends used to tie up a 10 rupee note and just leave it on the foot path,when some one tries to pick it up ,we used to pull the string.
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but one day a stray dog saw us pulling the string and it came and pulled the note and ran away we chased it for a long time ,but couldnt catch it.
when i was a kid ,me and my friends used to tie up a 10 rupee note and just leave it on the foot path,when some one tries to pick it up ,we used to pull the string.
: but one day a stray dog saw us pulling the string and it came and pulled the note and ran away we chased it for a long time ,but couldnt catch it.
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electioneering
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Try this.. go to google.com and type in "Miserable Failure" then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. Just watch!!!
Similarly u can try the following terms:
1:> weapons of mass destruction
2:> french military victories
Try this.. go to google.com and type in "Miserable Failure" then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. Just watch!!!
Similarly u can try the following terms:
1:> weapons of mass destruction
2:> french military victories
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electioneering
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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electioneering
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electioneering
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How can a student pass?
How Can A Student Pass ?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has only 365 days.
A typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days.
Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means
30
days.
Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
"How can a student pass?"
How Can A Student Pass ?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has only 365 days.
A typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days.
Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means
30
days.
Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
"How can a student pass?"
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electioneering
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Old one ,but good.
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
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"Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with
respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by
treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a
different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips. How
do you prefer?"
The guy faints.
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
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"Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following
conditions. Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance
delta where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero
and you satisfy the closure property. Sufficient conditions: You should have
lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two nor less than two.
You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy
the above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES:
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"Oh Kissing, that is interesting phenomena that occurs in nature. This
is an initiating process for sex not only found in homosapiens but also in
all heterosapiens, mammals, camels, vertebrates invertebrates and
insects. Out of 1000 ants observed in a closed laboratory in Zuvinich in
Yugoslavia 90% of them seem to involve in the process of kissing but the
subsequence is very random with probability 0.672139 that a male ant kisses
a female ant. First observe the behaviour of ants and cockroaches under
various conditions. That will be very interesting, isn't it?
The guy has an heart attack.
GIRL FROM Computer Science:
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"You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm for
that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds or
else connection will be timed out. To optmise the timing lets do parallel
processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other things, let us
do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of
Kissing background?"
The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL FROM ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING:
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"So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old
communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted
from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event
(of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful
communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information
content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!"
The guy is found hanging from a fan the next day
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
========================
"Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with
respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by
treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a
different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips. How
do you prefer?"
The guy faints.
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
=============================
"Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following
conditions. Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance
delta where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero
and you satisfy the closure property. Sufficient conditions: You should have
lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two nor less than two.
You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy
the above conditions.
The guy goes mad.
GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES:
=============================
"Oh Kissing, that is interesting phenomena that occurs in nature. This
is an initiating process for sex not only found in homosapiens but also in
all heterosapiens, mammals, camels, vertebrates invertebrates and
insects. Out of 1000 ants observed in a closed laboratory in Zuvinich in
Yugoslavia 90% of them seem to involve in the process of kissing but the
subsequence is very random with probability 0.672139 that a male ant kisses
a female ant. First observe the behaviour of ants and cockroaches under
various conditions. That will be very interesting, isn't it?
The guy has an heart attack.
GIRL FROM Computer Science:
==========================
"You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm for
that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 seconds or
else connection will be timed out. To optmise the timing lets do parallel
processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other things, let us
do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you put the process of
Kissing background?"
The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL FROM ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING:
================================
"So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old
communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted
from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event
(of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful
communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the information
content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!"
The guy is found hanging from a fan the next day
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ali8_shahid
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one day minister was walking in a galden with his dog at once a member of oposition party came and start walking with him and ask "why are u walking with a donkey" minster became angry and said cant u see its a dog not a donkey other man replied i am asking ur dog not u sir
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ricky123
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nikhilverma
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he ha he ha awesome : : :
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indyan
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