Saturday 12th November, 2015
For Immediate Release
Crazed vCash Billionaire Biggs took the PlanetCricket Premier League by storm only a few months ago by launching an audacious bid to create a new franchise to compete in the PCPL. Further proving bribery and causal groping is no object to getting whatever is best for business, the Hugging Muffins brand has been purchased for an undisclosed sum and will debut, replacing the "Western Monkeys" brand. vCash Billionaire Biggs has been unreachable for comment for months now as this deal was being finalized, however a brief chat 'off the record' this afternoon from his Ibiza apartment confirmed suspicions that he's now loaded with cash and pleased to see the Gold and Pink brand grace the field after the mid-season break.
In accordance with the launch of The Hugging Muffins in the PCPL, not only are the lucrative sponsors Dunkin' Donuts now pouring billions into the franchise, but corporate synergy allows the delicious taste of Gamecockcola to officially be announced as the "Team Beverage" for the remainder of the tournament. It's delicious cola taste with hints of chicken and liquorish are sure to be a favorite in the crowd and in the dressing room.
Sachin Tendulkar, both coach of the Hugging Muffins and principal shill for the Muffins and Gamecockola spoke briefly about this beautiful piece of corporate synergy saying "...yeah, I mean it's a terrible drink but I get to clip the ticket twice now, coaching the team, drinking this on camera during the strategic time outs... it's worth the weird nutty aftertaste when I check my bank account"
Enjoy PCPL with a refreshing Gamecockola and a bite of a delicious Dunkin' Donut.
I know this reporter will...
-Reuters