The Jokes Thread

[jkartik]

Did u know Mr. Bush Stinks a lot.

Dont Belive it. See it or SMELL IT For urself

 

[duffarama]

Did u know Mr. Bush Stinks a lot.

Dont Belive it. See it or SMELL IT For urself

Haha, Bush is laughing at his own toxic gas problems. Now that's sad.

 

[jkartik]

I DOnt Think They'll Be able to have SEX AFTER THIS

 

[Briggsey]

I dont think they could anyway

 

[duffarama]

I dont think they could anyway

I think I have seen those pics before mate. Nice try at being humorous again, but it didn't pay off I'm afraid!

 

[scorpion_rulezz]

LoL
funny pics
thanks for your contribution mate
Keep up the goood work :happy

 

[scorpion_rulezz]

1-Top Secret Bush Inbox

2-Furstration

3-Hidden Ice Cream Parlour

 

[jkartik]

lol. that was quite funny

 

[duffarama]

Haha, that snowman icecream dispenser one was quite funny!
Looks like I won't be buying one anymore.
Keep them coming!

 

[Tanveerraza]

Match Fixing
Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children.

The first one says, "You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He's now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. he's now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well in school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask, "What is a sports repairman?"

The woman then replies, "He fixes games... you know, hockey games, football games, baseball games, cricket games...."

 

[DoN]

i have missed alot of action
now this thread also contains funny pictures cool :cool:
cool jokes & pictures you guys got
just keep this thread going and going :upray
i am simply loving it... :hpraise

 

[jkartik]

The OFFICIAL Mother Of All Bombs !!

Even a Nuclear Bomb makes NO-MATCH in front of her (lol)

She Is Also Known As "THE BOMBSHELL"

 

[fanirama]

scorpion_rulez..... where art thou ?

Where are the jokes. I miss the jokes. I need them to get through work !!!

 

[duffarama]

scorpion_rulez..... where art thou ?

Where are the jokes. I miss the jokes. I need them to get through work !!!

I agree. Scorpo, your jokes rock!
C'mon mate - dish up some more of your cracking jokes!

 

[scorpion_rulezz]

scorpion_rulez..... where art thou ?

Where are the jokes. I miss the jokes. I need them to get through work !!

I agree. Scorpo, your jokes rock!
C'mon mate - dish up some more of your cracking jokes!

Sorry Guys
I have messed up to much with my PC. A few things need to be changed,than will come up with nice & fresh jokes :happy