The Jokes Thread

[KBC]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. ..

 

[Bilal91]

old but good

 

[Will_NA]

What's the difference between a prostitute and a good lawyer?


A prostitute will take your money and screw you, while a good lawyer will take your money and screw someone else.

 

[Niv]

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again!


Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse :P

 

[SciD]

Smith was a terrible bragger and he was regaling the cricket club with his latest story.
'It's amazing,' he said. 'There I was at Lord's, when suddenly about fifty people crowded round me all waving autograph books!'
'Come off it, Smith.'
'It's true. If you don't believe me ask Brian Lara, he was standing right next to me!'

 

[Karachi Xpress]

^^LMAO!!! Nice one sid!! :rtfl

 

[Yogy]

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.


At her next check up, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.


As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me to sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"


She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.


"Yes, dear, I know that.

But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.......And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

"You gotta love Grandmas!"
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[Akash00]

Good one, Yogy.

 

[King Cricket]

Q: What has two humps and is at the North Pole?
Ans: A lost camel

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[Leggie]

What do you call a Sikh gardener?

...

...

Digdeep

 

[Cricketdude]

What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head?


Doug.


What do you call a guy without a shovel in his head?


Douglas.

 

[Niv]

What do you call a man without arms or legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call the same man on a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call him on your doorstep?

Matt

 

[Leggie]

Two eggs sitting on a Kitchen worktop.

There is whisk opposite them.

One egg ask the other egg, "Whats that thing for opposite us?"

The other egg replies, "Beats me"

 

[King Cricket]

A stupid joke-

Q: Why can't you bury a man who's living in America in India?
Ans:Because, he's living

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[Kiko_97]

A stupid joke-

Q: Why can't you bury a man who's living in America in India?
Ans:Because, he's living

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