Here are some jokes which my friends in India sent to me via a service called Gupshup.
Manager: "I will give you £50 a week and a £100 a week in years time"
Player: " Ok, I will come back in a years time!"
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Principal: "Students, You must sleep at least 7 hours a day.
Students: "Impossible Sir! College is only for 6 hours!"
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Dad: "Son what do you want for your Birthday?"
Son: "Ahh, Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it"
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9...7,8,9.
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Santa Banta went to Mysore Palace.
Guide: "Sharmaji, Please don't sit there, It' Tipu Sultan's chair.
Santa: "That's Ok, I will get up when he comes"
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Boss: "Can you tell me a word which has 100 letters?"
Santa: "A Postbox"
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The Heights of Laziness - My favourite
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Son: Papa ek glass pani dedo (Dad give me one glass on water)
Papa: Khudlelo (Get it yourself)
Son: Please dedo (Please get it)
Papa: Ab manga to thappad dunga (If you ask again, I will slap you)
Son: Jab thapad dene aaoge to pani late aana (If you give me a slap, Then my water will come late)
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Thanks for reading, Just thought I'd share them.
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