The Jokes Thread
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^^^^
Cricketdude
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That is soo good themer hahaha.
Themer
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Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.
"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.
A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, Son"
"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.
A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, Son"
Themer
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I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley".
I was like, "Is there any other kind of rape?" Just once I'd like to see something different:
"HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMISED"
I was like, "Is there any other kind of rape?" Just once I'd like to see something different:
"HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMISED"
Karachi Xpress
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^^ Finally a joke by you that I understand 
Nice one :rtfl
Nice one :rtfl
Themer
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I see that Stephen Hawking is ill in the hospital.
Have they tried turning him off and then back on again?
Have they tried turning him off and then back on again?
kamrandahir
County Cricketer
Breaking News Ipl Is Finnaly Shifted To Pakistan
IPL has finally shifted to PAK.
Facilities by Govt. of Pakistan are :
1) Security by Al-Quida and Taliban
2)Cheerleaders with guns and dance(in burkha).
3)A bomb blast after every six and gun shot after each four
4)Killing the batsman if out below 20.
5)Killing the bowler if he doen't take wicket
IPL has finally shifted to PAK.
Facilities by Govt. of Pakistan are :
1) Security by Al-Quida and Taliban
2)Cheerleaders with guns and dance(in burkha).
3)A bomb blast after every six and gun shot after each four
4)Killing the batsman if out below 20.
5)Killing the bowler if he doen't take wicket
JOKING
you dont have to say "JOKING" i mean it IS the joke thread 
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MacLovin added 55 Minutes and 57 Seconds later...
Business learning - Know Your Customers:
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman explained:
"When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should have!? said the salesman. But I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left.
:MacLovin added 55 Minutes and 57 Seconds later...
Business learning - Know Your Customers:
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman explained:
"When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should have!? said the salesman. But I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left.
HA HA HA Excellent Kamran
Karachi Xpress
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HAHAHA!!! Nice one mclovin!! :rtfl
