The Jokes Thread

[sami ullah khan]

Please avoid racist slurs. Its appalling to read racist jokes here.

 

[Karachi Xpress]

What Goes Around Keeps Coming Back
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1] Dirty old man businessman Boss winks at the flirt secretary and says, "For a week you and I will go abroad, so pretend making a business trip."

[2] Secretary immediately makes a call to Husband, "For a week my boss and I will be going abroad for business, so you look after yourself."

[3] Crooked husband makes call to his foxy secret lover, "My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together."

[4] Secret lover makes call to the small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

[5] Small boy makes a call to his grandfather, "Grandpa, for a week I don't have class because my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together."

[6] Grandpa dirty old man businessman boss makes call to his secretary, "This week I am spending my time with my grandson, sorry We cannot attend that meeting."

[7] Secretary makes call to her husband, "This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip."

[8] Crooked husband makes call to foxy secret lover, "We cannot spend this week together, my wife has canceled her trip."

[9] Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition, "This week we will have class as usual."

[10] Small boy makes call to his grandfather, "Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company."

[11] Grandpa dirty old man businessman boss apologizes to his flirt secretary, "Don't worry this week we will attend that fake meeting, so make arrangements ."

[12] ????.. ..............

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[Cricketdude]

With people like this, it is all about life circumstances.

For example, say someone like Cricketdude met a black woman, perhaps she is a lawyer or a doctor, and started dating her, and they eventually married. His world would change. Now let's say they are walking down the street, holding hands, and a group of guys walk past them and yell out "look at this dude with the black bitch! How much welfare money is your darkie woman getting you mate?!"

He would feel intense anger towards the very men he used to be.

Grow up, kid.

Geez, that is not the man I am. I know abos that do abo jokes, indians that do indian jokes etc.

If I was black and this joke was said in the right way I would laugh, if it was said in the wrong way and was meant to be offensive I would land a headbutt on him.

Now if you were gay...

Heard this one today thought it was okay.
'Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, 'Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?'
The father replies, 'I don't want them screwing your mother after I'm gone!'

 

[BKB1991]

Haha, Nice CD!

 

[barmyarmy]

There's no such thing as "the right way" to tell a racist joke.
I'll make it a warning on this occasion and any more jokes in a similar vein from anyone else and I won't be so kind.
I'll be watching this thread closely.

 

[mattfb]

Geez, that is not the man I am. I know abos that do abo jokes, indians that do indian jokes etc.

Kinda like a murderer saying "But I know people that are alive"

 

[blazerix]

Wow wtf.

 

[Kiko_97]

What were you doing to come across this?

 

[blazerix]

It was on cricinfo's page 2 section thingy

Cricinfo Page 2

 

[Themer]

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

 

[pcfan123]

Wow wtf.

poor Bastard, decent bowler though

 

[thedon5]

The poor bastard also died young. But I guess 39 wasn't too terrible in those days.

37 Facebook people like it lol :sarcasm .

 

[Cricketdude]

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

hahahaha:laugh

 

[thedon5]

Some real quality from you there, Themer :laugh .

 

[Themer]

American scientists have finally developed a car that runs on water!

Sadly, so far it only works with the water from the Gulf of Mexico.


Someone sent me that today. Hilarious.