The Jokes Thread

[MuchMore]

"ur joke was worse than all of meets and dont try and tell me thats not meant to be a joke"

that IS funny

 

[pcfan123]

I actually thought my joke was quite funny, that neg rep was a blatant vendetta that person had against me from a previous incident.

I wont hazard a guess as to whom it is, simply because its such an insignificant event.

 

[Gaurav_7]

People need to grow up here. What did that negative rep do to Mark, ah? Next to nothing.

 

[Will Browne]

I have a joke:

robert green

 

[Kiko_97]

I have one, Will Browne

 

[Gurjot95]

The guy who uses text speak and often post here should be the one who neg rep Mark. Seriously grow up.

 

[Will Browne]

@kiko, Cheers

 

[Kiko_97]

No problem, glad you liked my humour

 

[-D-S-B-]

-D-S-B- added 0 Minutes and 27 Seconds later...

Damn I forgot 2 g's :laugh
Basically ruins my billboard

 

[AkshayS]

Damn! forgot to add two more G's.

 

[Prithvi]

Story with a moral​

A girl gets an offer of 10 million dollars for sex. The guy offering it says that he'll throw the money on the floor and by the time she picks it, he'll stop fcuking. Without any delay, she calls her Boy friend and asks if she can proceed. He gives a green signal and warns to pick up all the money within a second or two.

After 5 hours, her boy friend calls her and asks if she got the money. She replies:
"Ahh.... ohh.... that bloke..... ahhhh.... is still fckuin.... ehhh....."
He asks: Din't you pick up the money?
She Replies: I'm ehhhhh... doing it ahh...... That idiot ehhh.... threw all coins ohhhhhhh....


Moral of the story: Please read the offer documents carefully before investing.

 

[yashwanth kumar]

^ love it , a good moral there

 

[Themer]

Rob Green is going to have to tolerate all the jokes being made about him.

It's not like he can do anything to stop them.

 

[Meet]

Yea with the comment

"ur joke was worse than all of meets and dont try and tell me thats not meant to be a joke"

Oh really.

 

[BKB1991]

Nice Themer!