The Jokes Thread
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pcfan123
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Only Uber n00bs don't know what PwNEd means.
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pcfan123
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I know it from counter strike. I've never touched Warcraft, I like women too much.
Chewie
BCCI President
haha same actually.
My friend's girlfriend actually plays World of Warcraft. She's trying to get him to play it haha
mattfb
Chairman of Selectors
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and that everything was picked up and tidy.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter, with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings',
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much
older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
was nicely made, and that everything was picked up and tidy.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,
'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter, with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings',
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much
older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
mattfb
Chairman of Selectors
You missed the paragraph which makes it a joke...
Themer
Chairman of Selectors
Haha. Thats worse than Bounce.
fisch
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I've just realised that Landover Baptist Church is a fictional parody, still good though.
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pcfan123
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Haha yea
isnt it something about failing classes so don't get mad cause its not as bad as what I just wrote?
Pretty big fail there
Been getting your material from Meet?
SciD
Chairman of Selectors
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Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law.
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes"
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The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?
The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
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What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
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When do cannibals leave the table?
A. When everyone's eaten.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes"
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The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?
The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
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What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
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When do cannibals leave the table?
A. When everyone's eaten.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
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pcfan123
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Sid you trying to tell us something? 
(please don't eat me)
(please don't eat me)
