The Jokes Thread

[sami ullah khan]

I guess its been 10 years, isnt that the normal statute for when we can start making fun of tragedies?

May be for general Public. Definitely not for the family of the victims.

 

[ARay]

Been on my favorite site again.:laugh

Why does the boy next door get a lump in his pants? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

This is the just crazy!

 

[-D-S-B-]

Been on my favorite site again.:laugh

Why does the boy next door get a lump in his pants? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

LOL, I read the whole thread. They're not serious are they? Has to be a piss take.

 

[mattfb]

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen.

All I said was, "will you bastards hurry up, some of us have a home to go to".

 

[Bevab]

^Man that was really funny and witty.:laugh
Quite could not understand but understood it later.

 

[Themer]

BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.

Fling, how fast must they have been walking?

 

[Bounce]

What does a Chelsea or Barca football fan do when they win their respective leagues?

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Switch off his Play Station!

 

[Themer]

That's not even close to being funny. Especially as both of those teams won their leagues last year...

 

[pcfan123]

Now that was funny ^

 

[Manly]

Best joke:

PC these days.

 

[Dutchmen]

Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

 

[Biggy]

That's not even close to being funny. Especially as both of those teams won their leagues last year...

Themer wins.

Biggy added 2 Minutes and 4 Seconds later...

Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

Should I be laughing?

 

[Bounce]

That's not even close to being funny. Especially as both of those teams won their leagues last year...

I hate the two teams.

Chelsea: As I am Man U follower...
Barca: The over-rated Messi

 

[Biggy]

I hate the two teams.

Chelsea: As I am Man U follower...
Barca: The over-rated Messi

What does a Man U football fan do when they win their respective leagues?

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Switch off his Play Station!

Zing!

 

[Gaurav_7]

Wooooo! :banana2