The Jokes Thread

[deathrevenge9]

Indeed he is hated by all.

 

[Varun]

Indeed he is hated by all.

Well, I don't really hate him but sometimes he talks so much nonsense, that I actually feel like ██████.

 

[Prithvi]

Look at his reps.

Its looking like a Rajdhani Express:laugh.

 

[Themer]

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo.

 

[pcfan123]

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo.

forwarded to everyone I know, especially my relatives in Kentucky :laugh

 

[Themer]

Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.

Out of interest Bevab's gullibility is as equally hilarious as any joke in this thread bar none.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Lol keep em coming Themer

and "Ijustcanaw Aittebe King" LOL

 

[Themer]

I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out.

What kind of sick ****er would throw a wasp in a bin?

I do hope he's realised by now, "Ijustcanaw Aittebe King" and "Kanye Feeldelov Tunite" are so preposterously silly.

 

[ARay]

Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone.

Yep thats real smart! :laugh
Good stuff Themer!

 

[BKB1991]

Gun Jokes Themer. Keep them coming!

 

[Themer]

Sky News Article- "Tiger Woods' Marriage: What Went Wrong"

I think it might have been the occasional sex with other women, personally.

 

[Themer]

Selection Continues
GK:Hanuka Matata
DF:Circle Oflife, Lon Huang Dong, Kanye Feeldov Tunite, Ijustcanaw Aittebe King
MF:Ben Dover, Mike Hunt, Mike Litoris
FW:Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo
DE:
Deep Forward Voting Starts Now

I love Bevab's worst team of the world cup.

 

[thedon5]

Wayne Kerr deserves to be in the team if Mike Hunt is.

 

[Themer]

Yeah, would be good if you get Wayne Kerr up front as he is well known for shooting too early.

 

[thedon5]

Yeah, would be good if you get Wayne Kerr up front as he is well known for shooting too early.

Yeah, I've heard about that, I hear his twin brother, Master Bates also makes similar mistakes.